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𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤
𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕗𝕦𝕝

𝓌𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒𝒹

𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕
𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞
𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤
𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕟𝕤

𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓁
𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒶𝒸𝒽
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇
𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝓇𝓊𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹

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VERY IMPORTANT* PSA, EXTREME MEMETIC HAZARD, DO NOT SKIP (*LIE) 

blue citizens
please be advised
you are a color

out and out rubber bondage smut, ph (-) but silly 

I wonder if this would help any with my tension headaches... O:)

cynicism, snark, holiday-adjacent, arboricide 

This cartoon would fit my worldview much better if in the last panel, the conifer's trunk were severed and it had little X-ed out eyes.

I mean, isn't that basically what we did to, just to name one example, Robin Williams? Scorned him and made fun of his inadequacies until he was sacrified, and then he was revered once he was safely dead and thus Perfect Forever?

And all the other artists who nobody showed the faintest appreciation for until they were dead and only existed as a safe, still abstraction...

The fucking pine tree is fine. It was fine before. Its day already came every winter of every year because it was already perfect for its environment. Your fruit is neat and all, Mx. Deciduous, but don't push your friends into being something they don't need, for someone else's approval.

kitten pics 

Snowshoe on the left, Olivia on the right. They are the best bad kitties.

cat pic, the life of international adventure and mystery our cats don't know they're living 

I mean just look at this perfect creature. She may be wanted in twelve countries but they can't have her, she's mine. <3

Yes, the pic is right-side up. She was just... like that at the moment.

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the lives of international glamour and intrigue that our cats don't know they're living 

the thing is i love her but i know she'd do it

re: things i say to kittens 

(apologies for grody old socks, it's been a rough day and it's not worth wearing anything nice through the Kittenarium...)

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anxiety, birdsite, uspol, relapses into old behaviors 

mama tigress is having a real shitty day and dammit she's gonna go looking for prey to chew on until she feels better

pop linguistics (now with the actual #!#@!# link!) 

i just think little unwritten rules like this are fascinating. hidden structures in the human brain and our language and all.

yeah, louise is gonna end up one of us...

(it's a "dragon with a girl tattoo" costume)

i love that she's still wearing her bunny ears underneath

why i don't worry too much about the local porch cats feeding themselves 

bwok bwok bkuk

this is a weird fucking city

just a couple of kitten pics 

bast protect us from these tiny monsters <3

shitpost, anxiety 

"STRE-EH-EH-EHS EATING?"

(yes i think i'm hitting up grubhub for a very foolish peer-2-food life choice behavior)

this is the closest thing to a picture of a kitten holding still that we got, so you'll just have to deal <3

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old muck character description, mildly smutty; SCP; possible memetic hazard 

i'm just so proud that i came up with this character two years BEFORE the SCP was even a thing. i'm old school, this really owes more to rudy rucker and jeff noon. i love math horror and i wish i knew where to find more of it. :)

cripes i miss serenissima. she's kinda been stifled by the death of the MU* era since she's REAL hard to play anywhere else, and by the fact my main artwork of her is by someone i'm very Unhello with these days.

i made linda belcher's voice actor cry tears of joy

i read linda belcher's mind and, for a tiny perfect second, played best friend to her when she needed it

i have never felt truly, honestly, authentically GAYER than i do at this moment 🌈​🦄​💖​🏰​🍾​

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