Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Also I'd like to emphasize that I'm looking for the emotional equivalent of Drāno here, so in terms of difficulty level I'm willing to go to about an 8–9/10. Fuck my shit up.

Something, maybe, that one might advise a more sensible person not to listen to in the dark. (I'm a tiger. I like the dark!)

I mean, throw Merzbow at me if you think my time has come. I am already, as they say, ready for the Shaggs.

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this is the notorious lululemon "manifesto" written by notoriously vapid ceo Chip Wilson

dear gods it's like what's left of a dr bronners soap label after an encounter with a wight

cases in point, plus a bonus coco

OTOH, I had an obscene brisket sandwich from a gourmet butcher shop this morning, got to meet their legally mandatory Mooch Cat named Porkchop (according to the four people who said "Hey, Porkchop" while passing by), and brought home a chocolate cheesecake made with local Creole-style cream cheese (which is its own special thing and apparently a dying art).

Also Deltarune continues to be a great source of perverted comfort and I expect to continue seeing great things out of werewires and Noelle's robot face.

i adore my mother but man this is just peak boomer :)

oh no

come on doordash i just got back home and i'm fuckin tired

i don't want to have to match wits with a sexy trickster, i just want my fucking dinner

i like my new twitter styles so much

finally i am properly on theme

get me my fucking theory gun

They at least weren't an asshole about it. So I am working SO FUCKING HARD to play at being the Good Cop here.

And now, here it is.

Your moment of Zen.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1432448825868918785

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i think i may have just fixed our air conditioner via percussive maintenance

#aaaaaaaayyy

I try to hide my inner canid, I've denied it for ages, but... Brill and I could really use to be petted and told we've been a good girl.

(Brill is tentatively fully anthropomorphic, this is just a reference doggie-- but I have been VERY tempted to have her be magical amalgam of a teen human evil-thing-hunter and her childhood dog buddy...)

if you know, you know

#busybusybusy

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a good deed shines like a shaft of light through the darkness

a quick insight into my very sophisticated satirical methodology

i found some old pics of olive and snowy, sugarfoot's kittens that we raised this winter, and i just happycried for like five minutes

i miss the hell out of them but their new food dude is the sweetest guy and is so proud of them both. it's comforting knowing they're just up the street. their mom even got to meet the kittens' adopted uncle Smokey the other day.

i'm just so happy they're happy and safe and we broke their family's cycle of street life-- gods i wish i could do the same for their aunts, uncles, mom, and grandma

love you, my little boys

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