Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

foodcrime; self-applied ethnic slur

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#trashpandahospital

TOGETHER: WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!

#ActGloballyChopLocally
#TimEymansNeckJuiceCouldFeedThousands

(Supplementary Figure 1, "The Voice of Binky":)

#moodsnapshot

"Okay. This is perfect. Right here. I'm just gonna stay right here for a while. And you're gonna stay over there and not get eaten, and we're all gonna have a good day, okay?"

#moodsnapshot

A goddess of the night, transfigured, feasts on the eyeball of the Jackalope Mother.

She seems to be down with it.

This is a curious omen indeed.

This would be a #moodsnapshot of my last year, but I honestly couldn't tell you which one of them I am.

#moodsnapshot #latestagecapitalism #humanprospect

I think @anthracite is very lucky to have a partner with my wit and charm, don't you?

My short-duration personal savior:

My true home.

(Anybody recognize it? <3 )

Unusually high-quality Reddit kitten. No reason! 💕​

#moodsnapshot after the guy at the 7-Eleven calls me "boss" for the fifteenth time

This would be super-depressing... if Chris here weren't basically correct. #PandR

Rawr. Rawr meme rawr rawr. Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr number rawr. *shrug* *nap*

#moodsnapshot

In happier news, this is the sort of relationship I strive for... and pretty much have! I have so many good things to say about @anthracite this year, but the first and foremost: she has never, ever, EVER left me hanging on a potential comedy bit. ^__^

This Bjork quote is weighing pretty heavily on me this morning. I tried, I really tried, with the Jackalope Mother as my witness I tried, but I wasn't equal to the task and my goddamned cantankerousness ruined it like it ruins everything. I'm sorry. I'll probably be sorry for the rest of my life. ;____;

Well, it's better than store-brand Weltschmerz. #moodsnapshot