Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Today I learned that Australians call crayfish "yabbies," which means I never have to feel bad about making the "chazzwozzer" joke from the Simpsons about them ever again. ^____^

Reggie Watts: time and again, my #longdurationpersonalsavior. I think this is the most genuinely Buddhist song I've ever heard, though keep in mind I've historically been quite a lousy Buddhist, quite possibly the issendai, and will probably fail to take any of the Reggiesattva's advice to heart. :|

Anyhow, he made us a real good song about love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1CCXXMzBI

@001zlnv "The answer to your riddle is 'man,'" he said to the (probably inflatable) sphinx.

@mmsword Hey, don't look at me! I supported you! I was at the wine and cheese reception! I even bought a femur from the gift shop!

"Dear Diary, my patent-troll bullshit now has a body count..."

https://hypebeast.com/2018/8/anish-kapoor-descent-into-limbo-serralves-museum-man-falls-accident

@mmsword It was on Masto, from someone with <250 followers -- where I feel it's a bit more like expressing a controversial opinion at a dinner party, then telling everybody to shut up, and retiring to the drawing room in a big preemptive huff before anybody even gets the opportunity to throw a drink in your face. ;p

@mmsword But as always, your genuine insight is appreciated, and I trust you to be one of the people who I can rely on to flying-tackle me if I take this shit way too far. <3

@mmsword It just feels so high-handed, like someone's issuing us a goddamn proclamation. There have to be better ways of getting an "I'm not gonna debate this" across to an audience, ones that don't give the impression of someone shooting at me and then immediately waving a white flag. I _get_ it, but I still reserve the right to intensely dislike it. :>

C'mon, start something. I'll tear a very very tiny part of your face off. And then forget what I was mad about and probably go to sleep in a sunbeam or something.

#moodsnapshot #veryfierce

I really hate "don't @ me." If you don't want to hear our opinions, don't toot. If I see you saying it (except in jest), honestly, I'm pretty likely to just decide "okay, I can do one better and not communicate with you at all."

If you want your communication here to be one-way, that's your every right -- and it's also my right to make our communication no-way.

@JulieSqveakaroo @mawr Marxfield!

Not one, but two #shortdurationpersonalsaviors

@Kyresti Prophecy: before I die, I will hear at least one ICP song in an elevator.

(I made a similar prophecy about Van Halen when I was nine years old. You can guess how that one turned out: winner.)

@tastymochafox @anthracite I can vouch, that situation very much no longer exists and never will again.

@Phorm @Cerulean That's the one! ^_^

This is your daily reminder that Kim Wexler is God.

How, reasonable people might ask, could Kim Wexler be God, when we already know that Susan Ivanova is God?

This conundrum will surely perplex theologians for ages to come. But we must have faith.

@Phorm I think @Cerulean's classic artwork (which sadly I don't have conveniently on hand) pretty much fulfilled #7. If that wasn't enough for Skee Lo, I don't know what the fuck more they want.

(You still got a copy of that, Cer, darlin'?)

Found on Reddit.

Remember, folks. THIS is the quality of our opponents in the culture wars. Our future is bright.

@troodon (So basically, our place is fine if that was what you were planning anyhow. I just got confused when you said you were at a cafe, I was afraid you were already here and waiting on us down the road!)