Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Dammit, all I ever wanted to do was find some people to tell some stories to.

Weird perverted stories, granted. :D

And now I feel like fucking Caligula or something, this base, unstable creature who just let everything fall apart around him, and let his own crushing personality faults wreck something that used to have a shot at splendor.

Fuck it. "You heard the tigress, kids: Never try!"

@mmsword If it's not THAT recent, I probably already know. If it's that one, yeah, bad all around. :(

@mmsword Hoo boy. :)

@mmsword What's up? You and yours okay, hun? *hug*

@zx3 Oh, those are the BEST. *hug*

One of those days you've been laid so low that taking refuge in your day job sounds like a fantastic idea.

Took a major emotional blow today. Lost an acquaintance in the defense of something I once loved very very much. Now sitting here questioning the fundamental decency of myself, my community, and my works.

Don't wanna talk about it any further, but could use hugs and stuff.

“Two clichés make us laugh. A hundred clichés move us. For we sense dimly that the clichés are talking among themselves, and celebrating a reunion.” -- Umberto Eco, inadvertently addressing the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

@Aradia You're not foolin' anybody, hun. Come on. Show us the other eight...

Hey, comrades! I'm going toe-to-toe with a transphobic Actual Fascist on Reddit, and I'd like to drop some science on him.

There was something going around the queersci circles a while back about a lifeform that had seven sex-equivalents. I'm 99% sure that's what I read, but I can't turn it up. I don't think I have the science background to hit the right keywords.

Does anyone else know what I'm talking about here? If not, do you know of any other real-world life that has more than two reproductive sexes, or some other kind of non-binary system that would fuck with this little Aryan troglodyte's mind? O:)

If you're going to make a sweeping claim to dignity and legitimacy superior to that of transgender people, Step One is to *not* have the username "Dookiestain."

(Step Two is, of course, "at least know more about reproductive genetics than some dumb fucking spacecat." 😺​)

There is a gay bar here named the "700 Club."

I like this town.

@kobi_lacroix I mean, this could be instant celebrity for someone who did it right. (Whether that's encouragement or discouragement is up to you. ;) )

@troodon

I feel like such a mighty huntress now, thank you for tossing that my way. <3

Tell your local pronoun purist that Ben Jonson said they could fuck off and die THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-NINE YEARS ago.

SIX genders, baby.

(They probably won't know who Ben Jonson is, but YOU'LL know he was widely hailed as the 2nd most important dramatist in British history next to Shakespeare. So, yeah.)

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@mmsword I mean, that's just good form. You know these things and that's why I respect you as a colleague. <3

@anthracite OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH

Any idea which one? Sugarfoot? Tigress? You know every one of those kittens is a gonna have a nickname by the end of next week. <3 <3 <3

The Principal and the Pauper was not actually a badly written episode. Its infamy comes largely from its affront to fan mentality, specifically the need for a perfect, meaningful canon. This is a very silly goal to apply to a surrealist comedy.

@mmsword "Gee, Dr. Zander, is that when you knew you were Mad?"</tvs_frank>

("Gee, Rez, that's an awfully specific shenanigan."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1eXkYl7a8U -- standup, SFW, chaotic evil, sheer joy; passing mh reference)