Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Central Shelfsylvania. Primarily residential. Uh, most of these folks don't have names, so I guess this is kinda our Rust Belt underclass. However, I do see Rubin, Monique, and Princess Rajah in there.

Scenic Upper Shelfsylvania. Primary exports: fluff, dust, rainbows. Anything goes up there.

Pictured: Squid One, Psalmanazar, Yirgacheffe, Lauderdale, Lady Rainicorn,
Subcomandante Arjuna.

Here we have Antler Mother's Shrine, cultural center of Upper Deskylvania.

Living here, from left to right: Robot, Antler Mom, Rastacorn, Amethyst, Arlo, and Feygeld.

A quick political map of Autonomous Plush Republics in our apartment:

First, we have the Couch Amazons, Noelle and N'Kenge.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Sure! No guarantee of a swift reply but poke me if you don't hear from me!

@xinjinmeng @anthracite That's one of my favorite lines. Never met a Futurama math joke I didn't like.

@anthracite why 2

what do you have 2 of

check your telegram

@anthracite I kinda love this. Just needs some Joe Raposo jazz vocals in the background...

Meh, I just barfed up a big old formless hairball of sadness a moment ago. Things are getting to me.

Things are actually kinda decent for me right now. It's all anticipating things that _could_ happen, and all that time I've wasted waiting for them.

Anyhow, it's got me reflecting on just what a weird life I've lived and what a surprising amount of it did pay off. Thanks for being here. Whatever all this comes to, the people (and quasipeople) I've met have been the best part.

i'm arthur fear me

@JulieSqveakaroo "What... a... dump!"

Broke down and ordered 12 am comfort food. I have no business spending this much money on delivery nor piling on more calories, but dammit, stoned late-night impulse delivery food may be the very last thing connecting my soul to civilization.

It means that little bit longer until I can pay for a bunch of things that need paying for. But it also means that little bit longer until I go feral and start ambushing local bar patrons for crawfish.

FWIW, I got shrimp, wings, a salad with gyro meat, pita bread, and a meze (Mediterranean dips, basically) sampler. Could have done a lot more damage!

@anthracite

*opens maw and points in, Simon's Cat style*

Mehr?

@xinjinmeng This looks promising, thank you!

i suspect the books have not aged well at all but i was thinking, you know who we could really use right now?

mike callahan from spider robinson's callahan's crosstime saloon books

i would fucking kill for a callahan's franchise in the area right now, rea or virtual

i tried once, i really did, sorry guys

@Sig you're just someone i don't want to piss off because (1) we've been friends for a long time and (2) i have suspicions about what you're secretly capable of XD XD XD <3

Quick question: if I were to switch from uspol rants to exclusively talking about pop culture I like for a week, would that be a net reward or a net punishment? I still feel a bit badly about stressing a few people out with my reaction to the [CENSORED USPOL] stuff...

@zx3 That's not Roko's Basilisk, though. That's just a rousing good time. <3

current mood: looking up the exact definition of the word "sedition" so i can make sure i'm doing it correctly