Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm "We know a remote farm in Ponyville, where Granny Smith lives; every July, apples grow there..."

"Consarn it, that don't make no sense! Can't y'all get Pinkie tah do it? She loves this kinda malarkey..."

i am sad to report that arthur had to be escorted from the apartment for attempting to haxxor @anthracite's game of hades

i'm just so disappointed, i thought we'd raised her with better morals

also she tried to nap in the litterbox again *sigh*

in happier news we have decided her names include *both* Arthur and Artemis and perhaps we will give all our other cats the opportunity to be gender warriors

well maybe not shadow, sugarfoot, and shemp who 1.5+ years old and are thus basically cat boomers

@Phorm and has the voice of orson welles?

"never steal anything wet" is actually a damn fine tune -- the vocalist mary wells was actually a quite respectable motown vocalist, famous for the song "my guy"

you know, hypnos's strategy advice just isn't very helpful, very disappointed in the devs

O:p

i get mad poopsmith vibes from charon

sometimes you gotta just eat a dude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/CatAndAHalf/status/1318567393736691712

@eredien The disgust? Yeah, I bet it is. XD Nah, we were warned this was how it happens, I just... didn't need to actually SEE it happen. XD

she mew
she bat a ball
i scritch

mom and kittens are healthy and content in Mother Box

other cats are accounted for, fed, and loungey

taking a day off work because our finances actually look okayish again to my utter amazement

found a perfect excuse to put off minor bureaucratic errand for work

ibs bout is finally settling down

got half a tray of bbq still in the fridge

am properly medicated, hydrated, and caffeinated

i think today will actually be sorta ok

peg and i have now both directly witnessed the reason there's never any kitten poop to worry about in the Mother Box

uh thanks sugarfoot i guess

does german have a term that means "disgusted but grateful?"

you know, the same basic feeling you get when you're doing supervillainry and you say "minion, rid me of this troublesome hero" and they immediately gib them with a rocket launcher right in the middle of your posh carpeted lair

c'mon we've all been there rite? 🐯​
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@001zlnv congratulations of sorts :) relieved to hear!

Oh, and if y'all go characteristically overboard with your generosity, we'll discuss whether to return some of the cash, save it in a Kitty College Fund, or pass it along to the many, many worthy NOLA animal charities! Or maybe we'll expand our little Bast-Believer Kitty Mission to include feeding some of the adjacent colonies.

I'm a little bashful about mentioning, especially since the Drive-In Saturday fundraiser went very well (and we're so grateful), but several of y'all have asked, so...

We would still gratefully accept donations for the kitties! The best route is Paypal to egypt@urnash.com but if you prefer other options just ask me or @anthracite

We've already spent a bunch on furniture and supplies, but there's LOTS of kittenproofing left to be done and we still need to get some vet visits in.

@Phorm @anthracite Oh, the donation drive was centered around Drive-In Saturday, an old friend's bi-weekly MST3K Discord event. (I could certainly get you in on it if interested!)

Best way to donate is probably Paypal to egypt@urnash.com. Thanks sweetie! I'm sure Sugarfoot would be very grateful too if she had any abstract reasoning ability or non-mew language skills! :)

Should be a while before they're ready or able to leave the Mother Box without assistance, but they're definitely moving around. It's a great sign, and a LOT less scary since Chief Engineer Anthracite acquired the boards and tools needed to squirmproof the undersides of the kittenarium doors, but... yikes this is all happening so fast.

OH LAWD THEY TODDLIN'

granted last time i thought "gosh, sugarfoot has settled down so nicely, it's finally peaceful" she went mewl-crazy and pooped on peg's yoga mat half an hour later

but gosh sugarfoot has settled down so nicely, it's finally peaceful

it's fine. i knew the job was dangerous when i took it.</superchicken>

today i am profoundly likely to get into both blaseball and hades thanks to you little morsels, so maybe it's time to take a good hard look at my memetic immune defenses XD <3