Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"huh."

this is gonna be a tough one for us Tigers

this chart includes at least five of our favorite things 🐯​

@Phorm @anthracite Well, they didn't work well as "organic pre-digested health cookies," so I'm up for anything at this point...

@mawr Taxonomically speaking, how would you say this relates to the jibblies?

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm *offers you a gig with Paul Masson* <3

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm

NO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THOSE PEAS! LAY OF THE POOR GENIEFOX, WILL YA! SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM... OR SOMETHING... BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!

ok, kids. gather round.

you too, @mawr, especially you

https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Ren_Morin

what the hell is this

did you make them put this in there because of me

i told you i don't wanna live on your creepy compound out in the woods

what the fuck do i look like a boards of canada track?

just leave me alone

(I... i got an account. *sigh* I mean, the guy's a Martian citizen, I gotta turn out and support him, my enormous fluffy murderpaws are tied here.🐯​❤️​)

#PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

I think I've chosen the hymn for Noelle's regeneration ceremony. This... this is basically here. Whatever it is she comes from, it's saved me so many times now. I went for years afraid I'd hurt her bad -- especially after The Bad Stuff Happened at Transliminal and we *all* hurt each other bad -- but lately I've come to realize she's so so strong.

Also I just really like Mikachu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TRkZpFgJcI

@Phorm "We know a remote farm in Ponyville, where Granny Smith lives; every July, apples grow there..."

"Consarn it, that don't make no sense! Can't y'all get Pinkie tah do it? She loves this kinda malarkey..."

i am sad to report that arthur had to be escorted from the apartment for attempting to haxxor @anthracite's game of hades

i'm just so disappointed, i thought we'd raised her with better morals

also she tried to nap in the litterbox again *sigh*

in happier news we have decided her names include *both* Arthur and Artemis and perhaps we will give all our other cats the opportunity to be gender warriors

well maybe not shadow, sugarfoot, and shemp who 1.5+ years old and are thus basically cat boomers

@Phorm and has the voice of orson welles?

"never steal anything wet" is actually a damn fine tune -- the vocalist mary wells was actually a quite respectable motown vocalist, famous for the song "my guy"

you know, hypnos's strategy advice just isn't very helpful, very disappointed in the devs

O:p

i get mad poopsmith vibes from charon

sometimes you gotta just eat a dude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/CatAndAHalf/status/1318567393736691712

@eredien The disgust? Yeah, I bet it is. XD Nah, we were warned this was how it happens, I just... didn't need to actually SEE it happen. XD

she mew
she bat a ball
i scritch

mom and kittens are healthy and content in Mother Box

other cats are accounted for, fed, and loungey

taking a day off work because our finances actually look okayish again to my utter amazement

found a perfect excuse to put off minor bureaucratic errand for work

ibs bout is finally settling down

got half a tray of bbq still in the fridge

am properly medicated, hydrated, and caffeinated

i think today will actually be sorta ok

peg and i have now both directly witnessed the reason there's never any kitten poop to worry about in the Mother Box

uh thanks sugarfoot i guess

does german have a term that means "disgusted but grateful?"

you know, the same basic feeling you get when you're doing supervillainry and you say "minion, rid me of this troublesome hero" and they immediately gib them with a rocket launcher right in the middle of your posh carpeted lair

c'mon we've all been there rite? 🐯​
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