Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite It really does, with the emphasis on Faux though? Like, you know the old saw about how it's really hard for a good actor/singer to realistically act/sing badly? It feels unconvincing in the same way.

i'm so envious

i want ponycake

i wanna be ms. ponycake up there

this is definitely not a vore thing

this is definitely a pony thing

@chimerror I miss the Church of the Subgenius. They had their flaws but DAMN could they crank out a baroque infographic.

@chimerror I realize it's probably this incoherent on purpose because it's a "deepfried" satire of political compasses. There's just... at least a dozen quotation marks around anything they're saying here and I just can't live like that in '21.

@chimerror YES EXACTLY :) It's... it's like someone dipped a joke frame into a wet thesaurus and stopped there without understanding what any of it meant. There's no *statement* in it. There's so much room for real satire or real visionary politics in this joke structure. But there's no there there.

HINT 1: This name was spoken by Lisa Simpson except that it wasn't...

HINT 2: It involves a crime committed in Los Angeles.

HINT 3: He was sentenced to an appropriate number of years away from society and real gorillas.

HINT 4: Oh for fuck's sake. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJDz7Py6cvA

"Janos Prokedzian."

Thank you. The test is concluded. I wonder if I got at least one of you.

there was probably an embarrassingly recent day when i would have thought this was visionary genius, but me on the cusp of my 46th birthay is more like "ok my merry little prankster when is this gonna get anybody fed, housed, or cared for"

twice in a day

you can't imprison my heart, dorsey

i will devour your babies.

(still, i'm impressed that their algorithm can recognize "jump off a cliff" as a death wish...)

today i discovered @hasanthehun@twitter and it was a great experience because it's always nice to have someone on your own side you can conveniently point at and say "yes i'd like us to be the exact opposite of *that*"

@Phorm VERY YES. <3 Most likely issue, sadly, is that my laptop would probably be pretty useless with it, but again, if I have a good couple months, I'm thinking of new desktop anyhow...

RON HOWARD: "Four minutes later, Rezy shanked the warden."

@001zlnv Generally the worst they'll do to a tiger down here is ship them off to Audubon Zoo and my buddy Liem runs that shit.

@Phorm I... god dammit, I'm gonna have to get in on this action on general political/kulturkampf principles, aren't I?

Hun? No promises, but if I have a real good year and most of my health and money stuff gets resolved... this sounds like the sort of environ where Kincaid could live once more, with all that implies. My inner extrovert might have ONE last hurrah left in her.

If that happens, I would be delighted to have you as the Lovely Shy Assistant to my Flashy Distracting Ringmaster for some VR experiments.

12 hours in Twitter jail for responding to piece of shit Charlie Kirk's blatant lie about a "vaccine" death by calling him a lying piece of shit.

12 hours for refusing to stand down.

Time to stock on up ramen, get a good tattoo, hit the weight room, and crack some Aryan skulls in gen pop, I guess. The Pruno in Twitter Block D is actually pretty good.

Don't worry about me. I can do a dozen standing on my head. They love me in here. I'll be out before you know it. Assuming I don't shank the warden.

YOU HEAR ME, DORSEY, YOU LITTLE BITCH?

@JulieSqveakaroo Je suis Marxiste, tendence Groucho.

Tom Tomorrow and Ruben Bolling just aren't very skillful satirists. 🤷​

one day i'm going to be in the same room with someone of either political extreme who assumes that being a marxist automatically means you're a leninist and on that day i will just close my eyes and start spinning and spinning until the walls are covered in dripping red stains

@Oneironott DO NOT EAT THE WILD NAILFISH

@kobi_lacroix @001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite Hahaha, I'd JUST beaten you to that Wikipedia page. XD <3

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