Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@spacewastrel@yiff.life That's a good sentiment and I should follow it more often. Thanks for being around hun. <3

The more of those little daggers* next to your karma total on Reddit, the closer you are to winning.

(*marker for a "controversial" comment, which I seem to attract O:) )

@zx3 i know you're SUPPOSED to squeeze their heads and suck out the juices, but i'm...

wait, that's crawfish anyhow, isn't it.

i've made some terrible mistakes recently.

@zx3 what i'm saying is i promise only to eat trump voters, and that probably won't last long either because i KNOW i'm violently allergic to them, at least to what they got between their ears >______<

@zx3 also i like most of our neighbors, i'd pay NOT to eat the cats or the dragoness, and i've long since come to see you all here as emergency rations at WORST friends at best. ;) <3

@zx3 It's OK, there is so much cow and bird in this town still left uneaten. :) (And actually, tiger jokes aside, I have veered slightly towards eating vegetarian since moving to NOLA, maybe 40% of the time, so I'll be OK. ^___^ It's been more due to the difficulty of hauling meat from the grocery in 90 degree weather on foot, than any grand moral issues, but I'm coming to realize I kinda like it?)

@Phorm That is actually really comforting and I'll do more research into it! I definitely intend to seek an <s>immune lawyer</s> allergist about it.

I'm OK. It's tragicomical that the Empress of Mars can no longer conquer shellfish, but it's not like I contracted something truly horrible like a dragon allergy. n.n;

yup

dammit

i think i'm turning allergic to shellfish

this is an intolerable biological slight against the Empress* but we will soldier on with the grace and bravery you have come to except* from feline royalty*

*disputed

@Austin_Dern Look here, brother... Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?

@JulieSqveakaroo *helpfully pantomimes how to set her converter to Ch 2/3, otherwise you just get staticky 70s cartoons...*

this, but it's my head

*poink*

oops, sorry, your head

https://www.google.com/search?q=Sweet+JVC+Videosphere+TV&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS873US881&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi8vZyJ5rDyAhXJPM0KHYX3DVsQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1185&bih=582

@Verdigris Meggyleves? How are you on cherries? https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Hungarian-Chilled-Cherry-Soup/

hey listen

if this all goes to hell really fast

this has all been really fun and it's been a pleasure knowing you all <3

@mawr Ugh, I'm sorry. That shit damn near gave me chronic bronchitis when I was still living up there and I can't imagine it's any better. Y'all breathe careful hun. <3

https://twitter.com/zebratron2084/status/1426238394682814466

@JulieSqveakaroo (And now I'm crying because I'm thinking about Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. It's... it's been a weird day.)

@JulieSqveakaroo (OTOH, Mid-City NOLA is absolutely blessed with <s>free snacks</s> feral chickens which more than makes up for it... I'll get photos sometime. Not only are they darling, it's good to know our cats have a food source if the shit ever really hits the fan... ;p )

@JulieSqveakaroo She was a good pidge! Am I the only one who's kinda sad that NYC rooftop pigeon gardens aren't a hobby thing anymore?

yup gotta resolve a dispute between two coworkers today

today's gonna be one of those full bottle of chardonnay workdays

*tagteams drunken zebra alt in for this one*

@chimerror a catboy? heavens what on earth could you possibly mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrmLDMYQZu4

(note that this is exactly how my arguments with @anthracite tend to go)