Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite man that sounds like so much better of a deal that the to-do list i was braced for you to have today... <3 <3 <3

if david lynch were a furry what species would he be?

@anthracite ah generator, good, that leaves me less worried about you being stuck with zero phone

@Kyresti @LexYeen And of course, where do Claridryl and Lynks Disease fit into all this...

#UneditedFootageOfABear #ThisHouseHasPeopleInIt #InfomercialCinematicUniverse
#WhamCity #TheSchraderClot

@anthracite *WAGWAGWAGWAG* 🐶​❤️​

@LexYeen @Kyresti RIGHT?!?

@Kyresti @LexYeen Now, here's a question: is Too Many Cooks the *show* the SCP? Or is t̸̼̉h̸̬̍a̷͎͒ẗ̸͍́ ̷̝̏g̶̫̿u̵̝̇y̸̝̓ the SCP, infecting otherwise healthy shows, and all the reality-breakage and chyron damage a side-effect?

I can't answer this question. All I can tell you is that Smarf is my Lord and Personal Savior and he can be yours too.

#SmarfDidHitTheDamnButton

@Kyresti I tried mentally modeling that and ended up with Wonderwall that segues into Too Many Cooks.

Thanks a LOT. ;<

Any of you strat gaming nerds out there ever play GMT's Labyrinth? I got the app on Steam. Could I get a little help making heads or tails out of it? Is there a real AI option I'm missing or just the solitaire bot implementation?

@anthracite Gods I wish I could have been there. That sounds like a right larf. <3

Every time I start frothing up a good bit of worry and sympathy for my stepdad's labored breathing he lights up another cigarette and I just shrug and remind myself he's making his decisions and it's on him. Love him, but... 🤷​

@Phorm may i transmit this gem to birdsite?

@Phorm also #gifsyoucanhear <3

@Phorm

(6. Bit relieved, honestly.)

@Phorm <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

But most importantl,y, WHAT IS TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBER?

Dammit, @anthracite, is your fucked-up dreamtown gonna turn me into a meteo nerd, too!?! (heh, attn: @Trouffee@mastodon.social <3 ) It's bad enough I got turned into a carto/geo nerd by my day job.

Another cold comfort: if we do get bopped by Mindy or the next storm on the conveyor belt, the pattern will closely resemble that between Katrina and Rita one month later back in '05.

There was negligible loss of life in Rita because the emergency systems were at full red alert, the repair infrastructure was right thre and mobilized, and not even the worst policitians were gonna risk putting off the evacuation. Even still reeling from Katrina, they got almost everybody outta there.

So if we do get hit again... heh... we know the cats can make it a couple days on their own. Apparently! And it seems very likely Peg and friends could get outta dodge one way or the other, even if it's on a shitty FEMA bus to a shitty shelter facility, whereupon I immediately rent a car and make a mad dash for them.

And the early models would leave me pretty astonished if we end up with a Cat 5 SuperMindy. I really don't think she's got a good shot at that evil brass ring we call the loop current.

One comfort, though: whatever happens, it's not gonna happen soon. It's gonna be in Wet Fart mode for at least a week, assuming it survives that long. And its 30% chance of 5-day development got chunked down to 20% and I like that,

Sorry, Mindy, you seem like a nice kid but we've had a rough week. Go say hi to the Pacific.

@Phorm Haha, mind if I share that on Birdsite with suitably snarky commentary? Do you want attribution or would you prefer to stay anonymous (and faceless *pop*)?