Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@eredien @xinjinmeng OK, that alone is enough for me. ^___^ <3 I think I actually spotted it on either Netflix or Hulu recently, too!

@eredien I also gave her my solemn vow that if by some bizarre tragedy she does go before him, he was NOT going to end up in a nursing home except as an absolute last resort and my stepsister would NOT be the final arbiter of his fate. I will dump her in a river to prevent this if I have to. -____-

@eredien Nah, but you're right that it's a good and important thing. I might ask for help when the time comes. The thing for now is, luckily my mom is healthy as a bear and METICULOUSLY keeps our family records together.

We have, sadly, already discussed that she's breaking down and getting me a safety deposit box for all the heirlooms that are coming to me, because she can no longer trust my increasingly shitty stepsister not to come around looting the moment anything happens to one or both of our parents. >___<

If you want to visualize Brill, BTW, get one of those teleporter pods from The Fly and merge Figure A with Figures B through D.

That is basically the Weird Science equivalent of the Final Girl Magic that produced Brill...

[GUARDIAN DOG-GIRL SUBPERSONA "BRILL":]

"Your ear has no user-serviceable parts. Repeat it with me."

"I'm serious."

"YOUR EAR HAS NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS."

"Put the fucking Q-Tip DOWN and think for three seconds about what happened last time. FOR FIVE MONTHS."

"Your. Ear. Has. No. User. Serviceable. Parts. Arf. Arf. Grr."

"I'm gonna tattoo it backward on your forehead while you sleep. Your ear has no user serviceable parts."

@JulieSqveakaroo Off to Bubs!

@JulieSqveakaroo *sits waiting for her pizza and/or trophy*

@monsterblue "Meh!" *salutes with little yellow flipper thing*

@monsterblue Not currently AFAIK but when I get home maybe I can 'borg @anthracite's big ol winter serpent form. :D

Peg, you still got that sexbot OS from DatBadger?

@monsterblue *hacks up a mangled bro* Whoo! Pardon me! You weren't kiddin'!

I'm... I'mma go much some grass. Eww.

it's been a rough holiday but right now i feel, in my petty little way, about twelve tigers tall =^______^=

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@xinjinmeng "But Doctor, it WAS the Bitch Pudding Special!"</pagliacci>

The toughes part of mass-reporting fascists and transphobes: picking the one obligatory survivor to taunt with the deaths of their friends.

(Insert Chris Onstad's rant about how the Achewood guest strips where people think it's funny to make Philippe cuss and smoke were always at the bottom of the barrel, not because it's offensive, but because it's such a safe and boring choice...)

God, Robot Chicken just totally fails to entertain me every single time. I didn't like "hey, look, we took a beloved children's icon and made it EDGY" the first 4,000 times, and... like... shouldn't Seth Green have matured a LITTLE bit past adolescence in the last 16 years?

i keep hearing snippets of conversation from the neighbors across the street and they sound sad about something and i hope they're ok-- christ, their college-aged kid has been my parents' hero-knight while stepdad's been sick-- but from the perspective of my own emotional wellness and current ability to deal with poignance i might as well take a dagger bath

"apply intense thermal energy to permanently alter his existential status"

Some cruel little part of me keeps looking at people who suddenly have chronic fatigue symptoms after long COVID and thinking, "Welp. There ya go. Now you know how it feels, ya no-longer-normie fuck."

Have fun with the empty advice. Have fun getting blamed. Have fun getting told, 'Oh, I know, I get tired at work too, it's normal' when what you're actually doing is spending your lunch napping on the floor of the bathroom, desperately trying to scavenge enough energy to get through just another hour. Oh, and enjoy EVERY MOTHER FUCKER who tells you yoga or herbal tea is the solution.

But I also have a lot of sympathy. And I should start reassuring more of these people, hey, it really DOES get better.

I've read chronic fatigue kinda goes on a 5-year cycle and you basically flip a coin at the end of each one, and if it comes up heads, you recover. Don't quote me on that, it's a half-memory. But it was true in my case and I seem to have won my second flip.

My energy level will never be normal. My focus level will never be normal. But I'm functional and most days I totally forget I ever had chronic fatigue at all. It'll be okay.

@Phorm Danger? Whazzat? Oh, right, that's what's on the signs people put up around me. Yeah, don't worry about me, danger is SUPER fun. *serenely licks forepaw*</🐯​>