Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@hystericempress OHMYGOD ​

holy FUCK i hit the ephemera jackpot

https://www.youtube.com/user/pressmin/videos

most of it's gameshows but there's a lot of other interesting stuff including afterschool specials and lot of PBS obscurities-- like, by MY definition of obscure

it's just crazy big, goes back 15 years, already found like 30 things i've been hunting years for :O

@Cerulean Aw, darlin. *hug*

At Akron-Canton Airport, with an hour or so to kill before my flight. It's not a problem, I packed enough entertainment to keep me going for days. You kinda have to when you're headed to small-town Ohio.

Mom took me aside again to thank me for everything and reassure me the last week is NOT representative of how my stepdad is most days. He's usually a bit better. That's... still kinda concerning, honestly, but we're hoping better weather and the end of holiday stress will help.

Pretty good in general. None of my Fascist-Frog Hunting on Twitter yesterday has panned out and I'm slightly disappointed about that.

Glad I visited. Had a lot of reminders in the last few days, tough as it's been for everybody, that my family REALLY lucked out by being so full of genuinely good caring people. (In contrast with my stepdad's family, which he and my mom barely talk to anymore. Because they got sick of the infighting and general Dennis and Sweet Dee attitudes. >__< )

Really, really, really looking forward to Peg, kitties, cannabis, and 70 degree weather.

* pinned red pill tweet
* guy fawkes mask in banner
* moe toddler anime icon
* multiple frog emojis in bio
* hundreds of meme retweets
* no trace of any creative hobbies
* personal identification with success of sports team
* argues purely in two-hour Youtube videos
* "THINK FOR YOURSELF" in bio

@eredien @xinjinmeng OK, that alone is enough for me. ^___^ <3 I think I actually spotted it on either Netflix or Hulu recently, too!

@eredien I also gave her my solemn vow that if by some bizarre tragedy she does go before him, he was NOT going to end up in a nursing home except as an absolute last resort and my stepsister would NOT be the final arbiter of his fate. I will dump her in a river to prevent this if I have to. -____-

@eredien Nah, but you're right that it's a good and important thing. I might ask for help when the time comes. The thing for now is, luckily my mom is healthy as a bear and METICULOUSLY keeps our family records together.

We have, sadly, already discussed that she's breaking down and getting me a safety deposit box for all the heirlooms that are coming to me, because she can no longer trust my increasingly shitty stepsister not to come around looting the moment anything happens to one or both of our parents. >___<

If you want to visualize Brill, BTW, get one of those teleporter pods from The Fly and merge Figure A with Figures B through D.

That is basically the Weird Science equivalent of the Final Girl Magic that produced Brill...

[GUARDIAN DOG-GIRL SUBPERSONA "BRILL":]

"Your ear has no user-serviceable parts. Repeat it with me."

"I'm serious."

"YOUR EAR HAS NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS."

"Put the fucking Q-Tip DOWN and think for three seconds about what happened last time. FOR FIVE MONTHS."

"Your. Ear. Has. No. User. Serviceable. Parts. Arf. Arf. Grr."

"I'm gonna tattoo it backward on your forehead while you sleep. Your ear has no user serviceable parts."

@JulieSqveakaroo Off to Bubs!

@JulieSqveakaroo *sits waiting for her pizza and/or trophy*

@monsterblue "Meh!" *salutes with little yellow flipper thing*

@monsterblue Not currently AFAIK but when I get home maybe I can 'borg @anthracite's big ol winter serpent form. :D

Peg, you still got that sexbot OS from DatBadger?

@monsterblue *hacks up a mangled bro* Whoo! Pardon me! You weren't kiddin'!

I'm... I'mma go much some grass. Eww.

it's been a rough holiday but right now i feel, in my petty little way, about twelve tigers tall =^______^=

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@xinjinmeng "But Doctor, it WAS the Bitch Pudding Special!"</pagliacci>

The toughes part of mass-reporting fascists and transphobes: picking the one obligatory survivor to taunt with the deaths of their friends.

(Insert Chris Onstad's rant about how the Achewood guest strips where people think it's funny to make Philippe cuss and smoke were always at the bottom of the barrel, not because it's offensive, but because it's such a safe and boring choice...)