Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@porsupah Ah, Star Trek V. The *second* biggest disappointment in my career as a furry paraphiliac... 🤔

@relee I've really mostly only been playing with the idea in my head, only a couple of them even have 2.0 concepts yet!

Mainly Kirschbaer (the jelloborg mad science raccoon) and Kincaid so far. I'd try to explain where they're headed but... hmm... are you at all familiar with Neon Genesis Evangelion? O:)

@LeDiva Do they really rip? ​

@relee Yup! It's brand new, just got approved recently! I don't think I'm likely to ever bother with private posts there.

@relee You spotted my cohost, right? (@commonplace)

@Momentrabbit I'd been shy; I could be a lot less shy. Miss you too. Am scouting cohost out. (@commonplace) Will report. <3

@Austin_Dern Exactly. Even the great Tom Perdy doesn't *quite* reach that same awfulness, but I knew you'd get where I was going, yeah. 😽

i did a thing

https://cohost.org/commonplace

@Austin_Dern Also, "youth of a person is not a visual thing'" is a *gloriously* awkward phrasing to give this Joke-Like Object ​

@Austin_Dern 🙃

@Owlor Also, those three microfics were all *perfect*. <3

@Owlor Darlin', I'm 1/16th chaise longue on my father's side. You... you might be surprised. 😺

@Owlor Don't even get me started on the Big Hat Dynamics in my relationship. I have horns, I don't look good in hats, it's not fair! 😾

https://www.mnstatefair.org/new-this-year/food/

I've found it. This is the place I want to make my final stand against humankind. 🐯

@JulieSqveakaroo I can not pretend that in my darkest moments I have not just gone straight to the Texas and Minnesota State fairs' food pages and read them as some might read a smutty Harlequin novel. 😭

@JulieSqveakaroo I really need to hit a big Midwestern-style state/county fair and do some serious eating before I die. Fortunately, eating at state fairs seems to happen just before dying, quite a lot, so this should be pretty easy to accomplish! 😇

(We also need to set a few traps for them to flee INTO, traps that will leave them domesticated and harmless, so they can be returned to society someday.)

is so fucked, y'all.

I just wanted to remind you, because it feels so good. 😺

I know, I know, I'm skeptical too. There could still be a fight coming. But right now, he's scared so shitless he's physically trembling and I'm gonna use that and the um, "hordes of supporters" showing up to support him as a metric.

And DeSantis, who ain't gettin' the nomination, just sold him up the river as a desperation move.

The enemy is in utter chaos and disarray. Troops are fleeing. I'm celebrating prematurely... I'm saying *go demoralize them further, dammit!*

Now is the time. Make a MAGA feel insecure today. Ask them very pointed and specific questions in front of centrists. Sow doubt and despair. Ask yourself "what would Eris do here?" Turnabout is fair play. Now, now, now. *claps like a schoolmarm*

'Cause if we don't, they'll just stick to the Next Fucking Guy.

@Momentrabbit Um, let me know if you need anything. And I mean "800 films, 400 shows" anything.

Also, I haven't heard of Protege. I could (and will) look it up but I'd rather hear about it from you?

@Momentrabbit It must be solar flares. I'm the exact same way this week.