Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

That horrifying moment when you look at the achievement list and reallze JUST HOW MUCH THERE IS TO UNLOCK. *scream*

(What the hell are gold stickers?!)

Also, just curious, how long did it take the rest of you to figure out you can still score a hand with a disabled card, it just doesn't contribute its value? Probably not nearly as long as it took me. :)

@spottyfox That would be very good indeed... but a Nancy movie scripted by Olivia James would have me waiting out in the parking out for tickets all Star Wars style...

@chimerror I FINALLY beat the damn thing. I had so many threes. :D

@LexYeen *tosses you a ham* <3

@chimerror Oh, I know all about it, I played the demo! I'm just happy other people are playing it!

I am NOT good at it.

@chimerror Balatro? *earperk*

@LeDiva Wizard of Oz. Also most of Star Worlds, all of Lord of the Thrones, and all of Game of Rings.

@Orb2069 I think the bhakarwadi aren't supposed to be spicy, more like sweet and salty, but no guarantees on the others. :D

@Orb2069 This is *really* making me miss living in Davis Square, with 3-4 really good Indian groceries in walking distance... I have trouble finding snacks that hurt me enough. :>

@anthracite Yeah but I think I got a follow-up case of full-blown bronchitis, and you have MUCH better lungs than I do so you'll almost certainly beat that...

@anthracite You got yourself a deal! 😺

holy fuck

behold the rotation viii

it's like the kobold to a standard cabinet's dragon

i am gonna marry this machine someday 🙀

@anthracite I think an act of ACTUAL SACRILEGE AND DEFACING THE IMAGE OF A GODDESS is worth a little hassling.😼

I regret nothing! Did it all for you, Urmah, just like I promised. Thank you for your patience and continued professional attention towards our privy.😽

@Momentrabbit @trouffee Yeah, how the heck are we gonna afford that kind of thing on a corporate drone's salary? :D

Well, that was interesting. Nice to have it confirmed that the social embarrassment circuit and the self-annihiliation circuit are still wired together. (Trivial incident, nobody's fault but mine, just... hit some sensitive old buttons.)

Also nice to know that net length of self-destruction desire has gotten down to roughly 10-15 seconds, because I'm 48 years old, I KNOW you people know I'm a hot mess by now, and what's the worst that one more minor fuck-up's gonna do to me? :D

God. Getting older is AWESOME. This would have been a three-day festival of self-loathing, with special guests and disdainful rock music about me, just 10 years ago.

basically imagine this little champion only metallic pink, deceptively plump, seemingly faceless until the MAAAAAW opens up, chaotic neutral, and just generally real real crummy :D

@arthurwyatt So if Charles Burns's Sugar Skull were the standard metric unit for YIKES I AM NEVER OPENING ANY BODILY ORIFICE UNFILTERED NOR WALKING OUTSIDE WITHOUT A FLAMETHROWER AGAIN, how many of those would we be talking here with Simon's work? :>

if enough points remain, miracle will also have the approximate constitution of special agent jack bauer the gas-drinking cat from it's always sunny in philadelphia

basically if you were to ask your mom for oy the billybumbler from the dark tower series, miracle the sorta-libbit would be "the crappy store-brand billybumbler your mom insists we have at home" 😼

she's just awful, worst baby <3 <3 <3