Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"😺👍🏻🤡👍🏻"

#AnthraciteWasOutvoted

I learned something very important while trying to work on Parallax with MST3K in the background.

It is absolutely impossible to have rational thought with the "Goosio" sketch in the background. Productivity is mathematically impossible. I just don't think it can be done.

Ultimately, I did the right thing and took a break to watch the finest children's entertainer Malta will ever know. ;___;

@Oneironott Counterpoint: no pockets. *nod* And if you take mass transit, everyone makes this huge deal out of it.

Wark wenk kwak wenk drugs wenk wark on Neptune. *nods and gulps down six of 'em in one peck*

https://doyouknowjapan.com/sweet/

(Seriously, some of these are gorgeous, and probably totally impractical and disappointing as actual dessert substances.)

I don't actually have anything interesting to say. Todd's asexuality arc in Bojack Horseman is just so fucking pure. I just want to hug him so platonically.

Wenk wenk wenk news?

*waddles across newspaper conveniently spread across arctic floe*

*bends neck and peeks at the headlines*

Wenk wenk wenk nope wenk.

*jumps into ocean*

(Seriously, the morning clickbait headlines gave me a fright, but the articles really just said what I already knew: the Democrats are still strongly favored to grab the house, but polls have errors and anything could happen.)

(And don't worry, I'll probably be over the penguin thing by, say... November 7th?)

@Balinares Oh, geeze, good luck hun! *hug*

@tastymochafox Next couple weeks are CRAZY busy with con prep, but I'd love to hang out next month sometime if you're up for it!

Wenk wenk kinda down wenk? *nod* Wenk wenk rough week? *flutter*

Wenk wenk deserve this, wenk best song wenk history wenk. *slide*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ized1XMRp_I&list=PLWiaTQ91EE2E916sGvFGYlUF_6wpkrXVg&index=52&t=0s

🐧​🖤​

@tastymochafox I know that place! :D The chicken is actually pretty good too.

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." -- Edward Abbey

(Source: Wikiquote. But I only started digging into it because of the Murray Bookchin misattribution in this otherwise neat-looking podcast: https://www.eater.com/2018/10/19/17991578/zingermans-ari-weinzweig-interview I kinda want to wave it in front of certain old Twitter debating rivals who seriously thought anarchism was about having no rules or ambition whatsoever," not just doing away with hierarchies.)

@Phorm ohhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

#moodsnapshot

RIP my original Reddit account. It died well, defending Christine Blasey Ford from a right-wing troll with no sense of humor, who decided to call for the banhammer because I poked her too many times to follow through on her promised "list of video evidence" that turned out not to exist.

Never fear. I am like a hydra. A fierce penguin hydra. Another head has already taken its place.

@mmsword Wenk. WENK. Wenk wenk wenk. Uncle Arnie wenk wenk gingham wenk.

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@troodon Wenk. *flutters*

Wenk wenk. *lies down at end of Maru conveyor belt with beak wide open*

@troodon "Wenk. Wenk wenk honk." *swim* 🐧​

#permanentnewfursona

@001zlnv

"Wenk. Wenk wenk." *waddle* 🐧​

@troodon The usual, that's what bugs me.

Net time to bailing on Reddit this morning: 15 minutes.

Net time to bailing on Masto this morning: 45 seconds.

Fuck this, I'm gonna see if there's anything left of Club Penguin. Maybe I can get some nuanced opinions *there*.

Better yet, I'mma sit on the front stoop and talk to Peggy's crow friends. At least I can't _understand_ their political prejudices. -_-