Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Fuck it, I'm going for more, even though it's probably got a higher sodium content than Utah.

If this woman's food kills me before I get back, I want @anthracite to know I love her very much, make sure Kirt and Noa get a happy ending, and know that I died happy. Probably went straight to Dago Heaven, too, where I shall be fed by doting old ladies for eternity. :D

@acetone_kitten Honestly? I love the man, he's a literary hero and a true punk, but I was just kinda relieved to see he's been paying rent and isn't dumpster diving or anything.

Well... that he's not dumpster diving involuntarily. If that motherfucker's not a coyote on some metaphysical level, nobody is.

You have no idea how much I wish I could upload a few gallons of my mom's wedding soup to Awoo and let you all share it out.

I'm pretty sure this stuff is only an ingredient or two away from a depression cure, perhaps even an immortality potion.

@LexYeen@snouts.online Boss makes a dollar, you make a nickel. Drown him in brine like a fatcat pickle.

🖼

@acetone_kitten Huh. Did you know that John Fucking Shirley wrote four episodes of the 2012 TMNT reboot? O__o

HOCH HECH

@Austin_Dern please accept our pamphlet

https://rubrquun.dreamwidth.org/6372.html

Don't believe the hype. There is no known preparation of Pinkie Pie's mane that will prevent Westphall Syndrome OR Lynks Disease. The Ponyvax movement is based on thoroughly debunked magical theory.

#StayOutOfTheSnowglobe

@kel@dragon.style That's the spirit! Utter bewilderment reduces susceptibility to Westphall disease by 87%! (That's how Freakazoid managed to do his thing and stay so healthy. The metavores won't go NEAR Candleja---)

@mona@cybre.space *sigh* For you... I'll see if I can get JJ to do an extra shift in the lab. You're not allergic to Coptic Gnosticism by-products, are you?

(Figure A: https://i.imgur.com/3IJK89z.jpg)

(Figure B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFIgSnS26M)

(Figure C: https://i.imgur.com/UKTTmdE.jpg)

*cut to an image of a perfectly androgynous raccoon with slim metal deelyboppers and plasticky #FF0000 fur*

"Hello. My name is Dr. Jennifer James Kirsch, director of the Scott Aukerman Memorial Institute For Pataphysical Medicine."

"Just thirty years ago, Tommy Westphall Syndrome was incurable. Thousands of canons were lost to Westphall. These innocent worlds were doomed to an eternity in the negative white-static fogs of the Subrandom Dimension of Gnerust. Many a sitcom knew what it was to roast in the depths of a metavore, I can tell you."

"But thanks to your generous donations, Westphall Syndome CAN be treated."

*holds up a syringe full a liquid that looks remarkably like the weird bubbly shit from the intro of MTV's Liquid Television*

"This simple substance-- made from equal parts Ubik*, reruns of "No Soap, Radio," and TVNA harvested from the nasal hairs of Danny "Abed" Pudi-- restores existential stasis in 95% of realities treated."

"But we're still working on a cure. We need your help. Write the magic word 'vibescu,' 'nogarelmo,' or 'resilono' on a 3"x5" postcard, lick the ink until it's completely illegible, and send it to:

The Snowglobe Society
c/o Electric Brain of Leonard Nimoy
PO Box y(t)+A(y)(y[x])^2
D'Aubainne International Airport
The Edge, Al Amarja
Earth-21

Thank you for your support, and... let's Keep It Real, everybody.

* Ubik is a registered trademark of Glen and Ella Runciter

#StayOutOfTheSnowglobe

@mona@cybre.space Man, it just gets worse and worse. The whole Universe Universe is positively riddled with Dragonball TVNA codons. I'm glad we caught this while there's still hope. :O

@mona@cybre.space (For that matter, gods only fucking knows what kind of metaphysical disease Uncle Grandpa is carrying -- goatmom doesn't need that shit -__~ )

@mona@cybre.space @kara@witchcraft.cafe

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

I was catastrophically wrong. For the good of the multiverse, I must counsel against. It's just too risky.

https://comicbook.com/anime/2018/07/01/my-hero-academia-steven-universe-cameo-issue-8-comics/

@mona@cybre.space @kara@witchcraft.cafe Hmm. I'll look into it for her. I _think_ Steven Universe remains Pure and Untainted except for some mild Gravity Falls cross-contamination.

DAYDREAMERS REMEMBER:

1. KEEP YOUR PARACOSMS SEPARATE.

2. USE CROSSOVERS SPARINGLY.

3. CHECK ALL CHARACTERS MONTHLY FOR METAPHYSICAL ANOMALIES.

4. DON'T NUMBER YOUR PARALLELS. ONE EARTH IS PLENTY.

5. IF YOUR HEADCHILDREN WANT TO PLAY WITH RICHARD BELZER, JUST SAY NO!

ONLY YOU(S) CAN PREVENT THE SPREAD OF TOMMY WESTPHALL SYNDROME.

https://thetommywestphall.wordpress.com/about/

#StayOutOfTheSnowglobe

I wonder if there are enough films out there to compose a "transcendent horror" subgenre? Stuff like Beyond the Black Rainbow, Phase IV, Martyrs, and Jissatsu Sākuru-- psych horror where the protagonists are put through absolute hell, but it all turns out to be in the service of their enlightenment. Films with cosmic "horrors" that are terrifyingly alien but not necessarily *evil*-- just totally corrosive to normal humanity.

Honestly, I'm a fucked-up enough individual that if I had to pick a "native genre" to live in for the rest of my life... that might be the one. I've always kinda wanted to be a space monster at heart.

@zx3 @LeDiva I've read the full summary of Mandy and seen a tiny bit of it-- and I was totally down until the cheddar goblins, but now I'm just really confused. :>