Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite If Noelle somehow, unfathomably, ever did anything to REALLY piss me off... :> Though I'm not sure those things are even thaumaturgically capable of holding a genuine unicorn spirit. :p

Nope, this batch was straight-up pariah dreams. Went to a party, got cut out of every conversation, even got the subject changed every time I was almost about to find out exactly What Really Happened Last Year. Ended up unable to control my frustration and had a big ugly weepy-shouty breakdown in front of everybody.

It's okay. This is probably actually positive. This happens every year when I have my big Ohio weed-tolerance break and catch up on REM sleep. I get crazy vivid dreams and my brainvault spills right open. It's intense but it's really cathartic, and I usually come through it feeling a lot better.

Hugs would still be real good right about now. <3

Do the Germans have a word for "pleasant dream that is technically a nightmare, because it reminds you of a future joy that has been made utterly impossible?"

This reeks of urban legend to me, but it's still fascinatingly weird:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_stroke

@anthracite Yeah, but without its light this whole mess wouldn't have happened in the first place. >___~

At the *very* least, there are four:

@anthracite

>breakfast

You posted this at like 4:12 pm. Please promise me you're eating more than once a day. ;____;

#moodsnapshot

@chandra No, I think they just synergize and form an Uber-Spread. Hypothetically, they could amplify the flavor of everything within a 10-15 meter radius...

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Wow. That is genuinely bold and I think I admire it.

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Hmmm? There's so much continuity to dig through, I'd love a summary 'cause this does sound interesting. Poor Jean's storyline's been all over the place over the decades, both in content and quality.

One of my bucket list items is to visit Australia. It's a lovely country and has a lot to offer (including the promise of a swift, romantic wildlife-related death), but my main reason is that I want to eat a whole spoon of Marmite in front of them, tuck in for another, and see the look on the lousy bogans' faces. XD

@anthracite (actually i probably wouldn't get past the sausage-roll concession at the tube station but i'm willing to give it a shot)

@anthracite SHALL WE BE OFF TO BASINGSTOKE TOGETHER MY LOVE

@Aradia Grant doesn't count. Grant never counts. ;D Not because I don't respect his work, but because it's like playing with a 52-joker deck, all puns intended.

So... damn near *anything* is possible in the DC universe. We're all in agreement with that, right?

Meanwhile, Batman's narcissistic handwringing over his "code of honor" has conveniently let thousands of innocents die, just so his psychopathic playtime buddy can stick around.

I want to see an arc where some super-scientist or uber-psionic gets fucking sick of this and just performs massive, non-con psychic surgery on the Joker to FIX him.

Naturally, the premise is that Bats decides it's the surgeon who has to be hunted down and punished. The B plot is that the Joker is reassimilated into society and EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT FINE until some busybody crusader decides to restore the status quo for the usual pseudo-humanist "BUT HIS SACRED FREE WILL!" reasons.

@tastymochafox Curiously, the third best time is sometime in early June, 568 A.D.

I'm at a loss to explain this, but the math definitely checks out. *shrug*

(apologies for all caps but all martian opera is in all caps)

YES, I LOVE RAWR!
ANYTHING GROWLY AND GROUCHY AND FIGHTY
ANYTHING SNARLY AND POUNCEY AND BITEY
YES, I LOVE RAWR!

JUST ASK THE GAZELLE THAT I TOOK DOWN THIS MORN
HIS JUGULAR VEIN IS ALL MUNCHED ON AND TORN
JUST CHECK MARTIAN YOUTUBE
WE WATCH IT LIKE PORN
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FOOD