Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

break stuff as needed

bite those who need bitten

accept scritches only from the worthy

eat everything on the table

never apologize to a human

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@kistaro Lemme guess, it's that masto admin. *facepalm*

that's a hell of a name for a city, Japan

@hystericempress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78NLBu4sBb8

@zx3 I call that "bad as he is" argument "Batman Logic" and it's one of my big rage buttons. SHOOT THE FUCKING CLOWN AND SHUT UP BRUCE

Now that Twitter has threatened to ban anyone who dares to wish harm on that poor innocent angel Donald Trump, I am finding myself seriously tempted to just post "Trump deserves to die painfully of COVID" once an hour until they ban me, then get another account and start all over again.

I am sick of this hand-wringing "neutral," "civil" liberal bullshit that only holds one side to any standards of dignity -- especially while people are still actively cheering for murderer Kyle Rittenhouse with zero consequence whatsoever.

@chimerror lol next you're going to try to tell us "squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg" is some kind of base innuendo, how ridiculous 😐​😐​😐​

*sigh*

ok no, she's gone full dunning kruger death blossom and they were right to pummel her

i should trust my vicious psycho jungle cat instincts more often

@mawr Oh yeah, this looks very much in my lane, and I suspected it was gonna be about the jazz angle. Thanks so much for sharing, mawr!

mfw i pick a fight with a covid denialist, i find a good opening i can back up with solid research... and the rest of leftist twitter swoops in so hard that i actually feel *bad* for OP and the brutalization they're taking

when even the tigress shakes her head and looks away wincing, wondering if it's time to say something reassuring... maybe people need to tone it down a little :O

i'm a big mean cat and have put off all efforts to change that until at LEAST 2021, but sweet sekhmet, at least i'll try to emphasize the facts and accept a surrender when it's offered :O there's no sense in eating a puddle of red antelope pulp, you know?

@mawr I don't have time to read the article right now, sadly. But just knowing it exists fills me with a deep desire to find an alternate universe where "Pyramid Song" was originally written and performed by, say, Sun Ra.

Or as a collab with an unusually long-lived Miles Davis. That part right after the first break where it starts turning into dark jazz anyhow.

I can _almost_ hear it in my own head and I wish I could share it.

@anthracite WHAT. I'm pretty sure that's not allowed...

God damn it. I want Xi'an Noodles from the University District so bad right now. There is a very real chance I will never eat biang biang noodles again in my entire life. 😿​

if bathos were darts i would be the purely hypothetical person who became very famous for throwing darts well

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social

"Few people on this website ever think to just approach people as humans."

Sir, my irony detector has exploded and I must insist you purchase me a new one.

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social This is not an apology.

Fortunately, I did not come for an apology. I came for a clown show. I was told to expect a guy making an big dramatic ass of himself over something that could have been resolved in twenty seconds, and I got exactly my nickel's worth.

pancakes are invertebrate waffles

@001zlnv Old Croc sharp cheddar based with a ton of off-the-shelf Cajun seasoning.

@001zlnv "American tourist." Another synonym: "Peggy Hill." Also, "the fictional journalist on Chris Morris's The Day Today who insisted 'Ichten lichten blichten' is a valid German phrase."