Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@mawr @001zlnv @anthracite The one silver lining: no Marshie

@mawr @001zlnv @anthracite A lot.

There was a lot.

Let us never discuss this again.

I need... I just need time.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life haha this is such a good one

@kistaro @kauko This one, right? O:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JinJ7NY5_E

@chimerror I've never quite bonded with Neil's own work, no disdain or objective judgement implied -- but GOD DAMN have you reminded me how much I miss concept albums, or just the full album as a standar metric entertainment unit in general...

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Sociopolitical revolution goes boink. :D <3

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Jesus. And here I am <s>just sitting here masturbating</s> openly cheering for Trump's assassination on birdsite and Support won't even give me the time of day. I can't even seem to scrape together a 12-hour ban for openly proposing Trump should be guillotined. What am I doing wrong!?! :D

Telling me "you know, yelling at conservatives on Twitter isn't going to change any minds" is exactly equivalent to going up to a skeet shooter while they're on the range, clicking your tongue in the most patronizing possible manner, and saying, "You know, those aren't real pigeons. They'd probably taste awful."

It's a damn sport. It's my scratching post. I type (and snark) lightning fast so it's actually relatively little time and energy out of my day. It keeps my wits and tongue sharp for when I really need them. It's good for Martians and gives us clear eyes and a glossy coat.

So bugger off, small skittish conflict-averse creatures, and let the large homicidal psycho jungle cat do her large cat thing. :D <3

@Phorm And I mean, it's like first-grade Martian science. By the time we get out of high school, it's more like "Write a 1,500 word essay comparing and contrasting the social histories of mackerel and red snapper, and how they do or do not relate to their umami properties and omega-3 profiles. Provide examples and (starred) restaurant recommendations."

We're really advanced. 🐯​

@Phorm No, no, you got it all wrong. That's not Martian ethics. That's Martian science.

@dodec Oh, wait, no, here we go. It's actually part of the name of a station, possibly a neighborhood, in Shinjuku.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushigome-kagurazaka_Station

@dodec I'd have to go back through my work stuff unfortunately!

@Phorm See, you get it. *nod*

break stuff as needed

bite those who need bitten

accept scritches only from the worthy

eat everything on the table

never apologize to a human

🍊​🏌️​☠️​🙏​

@kistaro Lemme guess, it's that masto admin. *facepalm*

that's a hell of a name for a city, Japan

@hystericempress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78NLBu4sBb8

@zx3 I call that "bad as he is" argument "Batman Logic" and it's one of my big rage buttons. SHOOT THE FUCKING CLOWN AND SHUT UP BRUCE

Now that Twitter has threatened to ban anyone who dares to wish harm on that poor innocent angel Donald Trump, I am finding myself seriously tempted to just post "Trump deserves to die painfully of COVID" once an hour until they ban me, then get another account and start all over again.

I am sick of this hand-wringing "neutral," "civil" liberal bullshit that only holds one side to any standards of dignity -- especially while people are still actively cheering for murderer Kyle Rittenhouse with zero consequence whatsoever.