Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, darlin'... *HUG*

If it's any consolation, I want you to know that when I first saw the "emotionally drained" tag I had been just about to close the tab and did so anyhow by reflex... but something rose up in my brain and shouted "NO! YOU GO BACK! THIS IS FOR *JULIE*."

Far as I'm concerned you're doing everything right, because you're one of the sweetest and most comforting people I've had the pleasure of meeting online. You are successful in ways people like this can't appreciate and it's their loss. <3

@Filene And thank you!

@Filene Oh, the web comic? We have actually been right on the verge of giving up on the comics, but there's a tiny tiny tiny chance we might pick it up again as short animations someday!

ok here's the really serious question on my mind today:

what can we do to fund the orca freedom fighters

@KinkyTurtle "A bit, yeah."

@spottyfox

Top five answers on the board...

1)
2)
3)
4) bat
5) fish

I'm gonna guess... kitsune? Because everybody including me's been a damn kitsune? 😼

(i already know the answers, i'm just going for cash and prizes)

@spottyfox Viking Karate Strong Bad Foundation!

Wait, that's not it.

Chicken Wolf Moose Pig!

Wait, no, that was the Big Mixx cereal mascot...

Verkaufspreis Sportbootführerschein?

I know I knew this once... something about bats... 😇​

I'm okayish, just feeling kinda aimless and without much to say for once. I'm still vaguely present.

So I just made the mistake of reading the news immediately before getting started on my day job, which means I went straight from reading about DeSantis to seeing the new "SHOW YOUR PRIDE!" setting in MSWord on my work laptop.

And now I'm left with this unsettling and hollow feeling, like I just got a card in the mail from a distant wealthy aunt that reads "SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING GENOCIDE" with a picture of a sad cartoon puppy and a $5 gift certificate.

And it's not even signed.

@xinjinmeng @anthracite Peg probably doesn't know what a chalupa is.

I did my best with her, I really did. 🤷‍♀️

@spottyfox dis mah job 😽

@spottyfox Great choice! https://m.vk.com/video-138896253_456239286 [cw: analog horror, TV-movie-level gore]

@LeDiva Remind me to tell you the Sleeping Beauty story...

@xinjinmeng So there's a trivial downside is what you're saying.

@xinjinmeng YES! THANK YOU!😽😽😽

one of these fucking days i WILL find someone who will laugh about my new wave supergroup "Haircut Heaven Level 159"

@Austin_Dern now i want in on a superhero rpg purely so i can make a baltimora-based superhero named "tarzan boy"

@chimerror it's 2023 babe it's ok to be kitty out loud *big-kitty headbutt*😽

@KinkyTurtle @spottyfox DIdn't one of those lizard cults try to do that at a salad bar in Oregon in the 70s?

Wild times.

@spottyfox i hear that a preparation of 0.00000001 gecs is becoming very popular among the homeopathy crowd but i don't believe in that stuff and honestly i don't see how they could prepare those gecs humanely