Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Reggie Watts: time and again, my #longdurationpersonalsavior. I think this is the most genuinely Buddhist song I've ever heard, though keep in mind I've historically been quite a lousy Buddhist, quite possibly the issendai, and will probably fail to take any of the Reggiesattva's advice to heart. :|

Anyhow, he made us a real good song about love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1CCXXMzBI

"Dear Diary, my patent-troll bullshit now has a body count..."

https://hypebeast.com/2018/8/anish-kapoor-descent-into-limbo-serralves-museum-man-falls-accident

C'mon, start something. I'll tear a very very tiny part of your face off. And then forget what I was mad about and probably go to sleep in a sunbeam or something.

#moodsnapshot #veryfierce

I really hate "don't @ me." If you don't want to hear our opinions, don't toot. If I see you saying it (except in jest), honestly, I'm pretty likely to just decide "okay, I can do one better and not communicate with you at all."

If you want your communication here to be one-way, that's your every right -- and it's also my right to make our communication no-way.

Not one, but two #shortdurationpersonalsaviors

This is your daily reminder that Kim Wexler is God.

How, reasonable people might ask, could Kim Wexler be God, when we already know that Susan Ivanova is God?

This conundrum will surely perplex theologians for ages to come. But we must have faith.

Found on Reddit.

Remember, folks. THIS is the quality of our opponents in the culture wars. Our future is bright.

A self-described "unseelie fae" was recently quite rude to someone I love, and that reminds me:

If you have occasion to murder a member of the Fair Folk (or simply hit one with your carriage), PLEASE SAVE ME THE BONES. I know they're tiny, but they make a remarkably delicate and savory consommé. Elves, too, but to a lesser extent.

It's the closest Martians really come to believing in magic, you have no idea.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

okay, we can take vb off the list of shows that set up a bunch of mysteries then never pay off on them

Query: FOOL [jester lady w/camdrones]
Influence: Chev of Disks [crazy rich fire lady]
Past: 8 of Wands [bunker tea party]
Future: 99 of Swords [koboldkind mit luftballon]
Aware: 6 of Swords [well-armed science lady]
Unaware: DEATH [happy blackhole lady]
Self: 8 of Coins [firey raccoon lady w/powerup frens]
Others: 5 of Wands [dragons farming barren land]
Psyche: EMPEROR [masked railway king]
Outcome: 99 of Wands [myriad happy starbabies]

Interpretations welcome tho I got a good guess

If any crime is committed in Gotham, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

This principle is known as Arkham's Razor.

The love of normativity is the root of all evil.

The love of money is just a subset of the love of normativity-- our society's favorite means to reinforce normative hierarchies, stigmatize non-conformists, and provide "respectibility" to sympathizers without making them have to do anything genuinely wise or altruistic.

This old Sesame Street footage is the most concise summary of my self-image that I can imagine. If a single one of my conversations has ever *not* come off this awkward, I'd really appreciate being informed. n.n;;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GORWEdGqJN0

I feel like @zx3 should be aware of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufePE5NaEM

(cw: wiseau)

ngl, getting real tired of liberal purism -- the more they remind me of the fundies of my adolescence, straining at gnats to "prove" something's wicked, the less confident I am our turn at power will make the world any better >_<

if your politics haven't solved the problem of semantic naivete-- the tendency to conflate symbolic threats w/ real ones, among other bad memetic hygiene-- your politics are just band-aids on the seeping wound of human incivility

genderpol, hot take, channer logic

I have the oddest restless urge to just run around at randomly and yell at people today. I'm not even angry in the least, I just want to move really fast and make a lot of noise for no reason.

Huh, maybe I've got a canine side after all.

(Laika disclaims any involvement, BTW: "Bah. Laika the dog age 64. Det mebbe 270 in human year. Also Laika technically dead since '57. Laika nyet run noplace today-- nyet unless somebody chase." >_< )

After the last two seasons of Futurama, I'm not surprised at all that Disenchantment apparently turned out completely stale. Groening's humor is really showing its age.

And after his response to the Apu controversy... I'm also kinda of _pleased_ it's tanking. I would have felt kind of icky about loving any new work from Groening at this point, same way I feel kind of icky about still being a Rick and Morty fan. (No apologies: Harmon's a jerk but he's still got genius-level comic timing.)

(This is definitely not a slam on the friends who have been such good support here. <3 Y'all did great in many ways, but the tides of history aren't things I guess we can stand up to. Do better than I did in my absence. <3 )

Dawn, I'm going to take that as a "yes, *but*..." :) <3

Coming around to agree with you on that Influence, though. I don't belong here anymore. It's time to go.