Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

https://www.mnstatefair.org/new-this-year/food/

I've found it. This is the place I want to make my final stand against humankind. 🐯

(We also need to set a few traps for them to flee INTO, traps that will leave them domesticated and harmless, so they can be returned to society someday.)

is so fucked, y'all.

I just wanted to remind you, because it feels so good. 😺

I know, I know, I'm skeptical too. There could still be a fight coming. But right now, he's scared so shitless he's physically trembling and I'm gonna use that and the um, "hordes of supporters" showing up to support him as a metric.

And DeSantis, who ain't gettin' the nomination, just sold him up the river as a desperation move.

The enemy is in utter chaos and disarray. Troops are fleeing. I'm celebrating prematurely... I'm saying *go demoralize them further, dammit!*

Now is the time. Make a MAGA feel insecure today. Ask them very pointed and specific questions in front of centrists. Sow doubt and despair. Ask yourself "what would Eris do here?" Turnabout is fair play. Now, now, now. *claps like a schoolmarm*

'Cause if we don't, they'll just stick to the Next Fucking Guy.

NOW YOU ARE JUST STRAIGHT LYING TO ME 😾​

Well thank fucking god for that then.

"One of them is assuring me in a polite and condescending voice that my feelings are valid but my needs can not be addressed right now!"

*gasp*

"I've created liberals!"</lisa-simpson>

It's so good to feel seen and protected. This feels like the sort of warm, loving artificial friend who would wear an LGBT Pride Month pin all through July 🙃​

Swing and a miss, my friend. Better luck next compile.

This whole sketch me pleasantly of when Sifl and Olly used to cut back to the hosts in the middle of a conversation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX86S6J1pYo

"Bibliosattva" (n.): The legendary figure who was the very last human being to be literate in any phonographic, ideographic, or similar abstract glyphic system.

apparently one of trump's IT guys ratted on him after he ordered him to delete a bunch of security footage and they have hard phone and camera evidence

and two sumatran tiger cubs were just born at the san diego zoo.

there's so much i could complain about, but i'm still alive, the cats are healthy AFAIK, the ex-preznit looks pretty fucked, and there are two more of my stripey little cousins in the world. the good guys are ahead. good enough.

ok here's the really serious question on my mind today:

what can we do to fund the orca freedom fighters

I'm okayish, just feeling kinda aimless and without much to say for once. I'm still vaguely present.

So I just made the mistake of reading the news immediately before getting started on my day job, which means I went straight from reading about DeSantis to seeing the new "SHOW YOUR PRIDE!" setting in MSWord on my work laptop.

And now I'm left with this unsettling and hollow feeling, like I just got a card in the mail from a distant wealthy aunt that reads "SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING GENOCIDE" with a picture of a sad cartoon puppy and a $5 gift certificate.

And it's not even signed.