Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"Angelic Floating Robot Vag"

#AERMemoriesOfOld #ThingsAnthraciteSays #MyNewWitchhouseBand

I came for the mutant bunnies but stayed for the number porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7SnRPubg-g

"Computers aren't a prerequisite for augmented reality-- just an excuse."

Am now sadly pondering that rescue meme, because if I'd just skipped that CB!B! episode, I could've been carried to safety by Rosa Diaz from Liberal Cop Utopia (better known as Brooklyn Nine-Nine).

(My other options were Fargo and, if you count intro clips on Youtube as "watching a TV show," um, Bunnicula. This was not fated to go well.)

https://awoo.space/media/m4JtKjAdTDTn8iWmiFM

Kidnapped by the Clelands from Blue Ruin... and rescued by the cast of Comedy Bang Bang.

It was nice knowing you all.

#DammitSlowJoey

Regarding last boost:

I feel the queasiest sort of pride every time I see the name "weev" and think... "Hey, that's the same motherfucker who created my Encyclopedia Dramatic article!" https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Postvixen&action=history

I said a whole hell of a lot of very unkind things to him, long before the Daily Stormer was a sick little gleam in his eye, and I'm very pleased about that.

#PrematureAntiFascist

The word "triggered" is like verbal ranch dressing for the incel crowd.

Poor motherfuckers will use it on anything, and mostly to disguise any challenging content.

some people find comfort in blindly committing to an ideology

some people lose themselves in relationships

other souls can find peace in nature

some must spend years practicing meditation to find their serenity

some are just born lucky, content with their own simple existence and awareness

and then you have people like me, who just found a deep spiritual comfort in discovering mary woronov played the mom in the music video for institutionalized by suicidal tendencies

Hey, folks, just doing a little logistics tonight...

Would this be an inconvenient time for me to sing the Song That Rends All Time, Space, and Souls? Or would this weekend be better?

Let me know soon, if you can. I only have the rental on the Harp of Forsaken Infants until the 17th.

#moodsnapshot https://awoo.space/media/KYzwgMXZ_ah2n_rqrVg

OK masto hive. Need your help for a good, scholarly cause. :)

What the hell are the lyrics to the bridge of this Micachu song?! (2:41)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIdeod5QFV0&feature=youtu.be&t=2m41s

They're not official, and I've never let a (non-REM) lyric beat me before.

Best guess:
"Now I'm standing in the pouring rain
(Yeah, I know - yeah, I know)
My brother's [in the pen all over again]
(Yeah, I know - yeah, I know)
[S]he's a [bumbaclot], so very flippin' [*******]"

If you can fill those asterisks in, especially... <3 <3 <3

#moodsnapshot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HYDFWv58UE

I kinda miss living right in the middle of Furry Grand Central.

Today's needlessly obscure trivia question:

What is Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream's attested maximum speed, in miles per hour?

(HINT: the relevant evidence involves an undergarment)

(with apologies to L. Knope)

• world
- meh
- fuck terra
- what the fuck humans
- what the fuck furries
- millennial
‣ what even
‣ what mean
= memes
= oats
= jorts
= vaporwave
‣ huh
• bed
- better than world
• fuck you
- cake
- potato chips
- bed (see above)
- all day
• dragon
- awesome
- bites
- claws
- ouch
• you
- cute
- young
‣ (n/2)+7 rule
‣ fucking christ
- terrifying
• me
- old
- creepy
- terrified

good mood today except for the culture i'm living in, the planet i'm living on, and the species of violently deranged symbol-obsessed apes I'm living among

i had horrible social-anxiety nightmares where i was at a con and absolutely none of you wanted to socialize with me or even tell me how to locate you. my frustration got worse and worse until my temper kicked in and i went carrie on everything

it didn't affect me much, since bandaza was the exact opposite, TOO much love & attention :)

Make all the jokes you like, but WHERE IN THE SHIT IS CARMEN SANDIEGO taught me so much about industrial waste management.