Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Um... I got 80% on the quiz at http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/quiz.php

I don't think that's the result the quiz author really intended. O:)

But I completely share their opinion of Deepak Chopra, so I'm going to put aside false humility for once and just assume I've gotten that good at not only detecting bullshit, but discerning its origin and quality by look and smell.

Not sure how I feel about that.

my birthday is in july you know

five in this style and assorted colors please

prefer one each in columbia blue, royal purple, fuchsia, and two in melamine white so i can use them as dry-erase boards

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26114052/

@mona@cybre.space Still up for hanging out tomorrow? (i.e. Saturday) Any particular time work better for you and yours?

https://awoo.space/media/y_qrju5AnDdkaUXleuc

(And not necessarily a Good Janet. >:D )

(No, seriously, The Good Place actually is a pretty great show. And as any of you who have ever met Hladolet will already know, I DESPERATELY want to be Janet in my next life. ;__; )

I wonder what will happen if I accelerate the life cycle of this meme, hopefully hastening its death, by jumping straight to its non-referential phase?

Ooh, better yet, what if I take it straight to the final "hijacked by corporate interests"/"oh god Sheldon Cooper just said it" phase? https://awoo.space/media/UGKfJFKjm3HJbL-ZumQ

#WatchTheGoodPlaceOnHulu
#WatchTheGoodPlaceOnNBC
#WatchTheGoodPlaceOnTheBacksOfYourEyelids
#GetOnTheBazingaTrain
#antimeme #marshallmcluhanssweatyunderpants

I'm a terrible person. I'm sitting here reading up on the Singaporean loan-sharking industry, and instead of "wow, the ways they harass people for non-payment are really sketchy and inhumane" I'm sitting here thinking, "Hmmm. Hundreds of cable ties on driveway gates. That _does_ sound like a good way to fuck with a rich asshole. I should pass that one along to Comrade @acetone_kitten."

Current Mood:

flippin' and/or poppin' like a pancake and/or cork

#stoned #bananasplits #alittlenostalgiaforyouoldfolks

I have this tiny subset of my music collection that I absolutely love but never listen to because the poignance level is usually far too much for me.

I'm going to share part of it. It's a beautiful song and I almost feel I should apologize for it. If it affects you like it does me, I'm sorry. Have some nice tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMAMUai4pQg

(This, incidentally, is basically the same band as Polaris, who performed the Adventures of Pete and Pete theme, "Hey Sandy." #ALittleNostalgiaForYouOldFolks )

#moodsnapshot https://awoo.space/media/tXfF9nQ4AHWNYQ3pmdw

OH BLESS YOU REAL LIFE RANDOM NUMBER GODS

That conversation went pretty much optimally -- not really surprising, given the super individual involved -- and I am back to safe, prosperous, and lewd emotional harbors. O:)

Still a little weepy, but that's mostly because I left my mopey playlist on and I'm still inflicting Carole King's "Tapestry" on myself for some reason. Easily fixed. :)

ALSO NOW
WHAT SHALL I DO
WITH ALL THIS DEPRESSION VINDALOO

First line of treatment, TMBG's John Henry in its entirety and a piece of chocolate, didn't work.

Escalating to chicken vindaloo, cannabis, and Velvet Underground.

If that doesn't work, we may have to cauterize the wound, i.e., reach for the Radiohead and ghost peppers.

This is a bad one, folks. If you don't know the lyrics "Nearer My God To Thee," it might be a good time to learn. >_<

#moodsnapshot

https://i.imgur.com/uWXDXBq.jpg

This might be a rocky night for me, so I'm leaving you all this adorable trashpanda in advance as collateral. https://awoo.space/media/diquEXXjus20clpGLo4

Let's just say that Martin Prince thing earlier was really prophetic.

I should make a fucking Simpsons tarot. The Failed Scheme. The Forgotten Supporting Character. The Clip Show. The 22-Minute Reset Button. The Alpha Crow. The Poochie.

Or I could just have a deck of 78 Poochies at this rate and call it the Z2084 Self-Image Tarot. :p

Entering stormy emotional waters. I can see the tips of the other shipwrecks. Wish me luck.

Martin Prince is my spirit guide and short-duration personal savior. I am in the same taxonomic order as him, Gene Belcher, and Bobby Hill. (Common name: "greater schlubsids.")

I think "Martin Prince" might even be my gender, although to be honest, as I grow older I was kinda hoping to veer towards Paul Lynde, Vincent Price, Scott Thompson, Truman Capote, and/or Charles Nelson Reilly. (Scientific name: "Effetis pandemonica".)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7iZRB-TTU&feature=youtu.be&t=6s

"We will also be making a donation to TerraKleen, a charitable organization working to introduce anthrax into all major cities, in the hopes of wiping the atrocity named humanity off the planet once and for all. Y'all just suck."

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/twitterstorm-2018?utm_term=.clE9vjBW16#.nu807JNW6M

TIL that while on the set of Airplane!, Leslie Nielsen was constantly pranking the crew with a whoopie cushion. (Source: Wikipedia)

You were too good for this world, sir.