Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I still hope we're going to meet again in the Supercontext, like Grant Morrison promised.

I always loved how TV shows like Danger 5 and Strangers With Candy would end with a big dance number or cocktail party during the closing credits. They'd have the entire cast there, in character, regardless of who was living or dead, friend or foe, just having a big party.

Maybe the afterlife will be like that.

Maybe if it is, I'll skip the party and hang out on the Cosmic Porch anyway.

what the fuck am i doing up at 7 am

why have i already done a full hour of work

why on earth would a tiger even have a morning, none of my food is awake yet

what the fuck is happening to me

God, my emotions are supercharged today for some reason. Maybe it's the caffeine, but I've been from a 1 to 10 and everything in between, and back, several times today. If it keeps up, maybe I'll mention it when I see my doctor, but... cripes, I think today's just been a bit of a roller coaster. At least I'm getting a huge amount of work done.

“I think you should kill him and eat his brain," Mr. Frostee said quickly.

"That's not the answer to every problem in interpersonal relations," Cobb said, hopping out.

--Rudy Rucker, _Software_

#FrosteeWasRight
#YesItIs

Today's #moodsnapshot is simmering right there in my slow cooker:

four cans of fiery chipotles, a lot of fermented things, and a can of hominy

fierce and complicated, yet kinda corny, just like me

I do, on the other hand, think we should round up alt-righties by the hundreds of thousands, force them into cinemas to watch this film Ludovico-style, and then feed them each a cookie and let (what's left of) them go home.

REINFORCEMENT: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF FILM BUT ABSOLUTELY YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH IT IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEPRESSED OR DESPAIRING.

I realize this will probably rule out a good half of us. :( Me, I'm having a pretty good day and am finding myself in kind of a "diagnose the problem, grab a needle, bite a leather strap, and lance the boil" kind of mood, which Härlig är Jorden suits very neatly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElxWAdQ2fM

Be warned. This is a beautiful film, but only via its utter bleakness. There is a core of grim humanity to it, and its satirical intentions are totally humanistic and noble, but there is nothing fun here at all.

Be warned that it opens with a scene of a non-graphic but harrowing act of genocide. It gets better from there, but is never pretty. I share it because it's timely and important, not because it's at all pleasant.

NEW IMPROVED INSTITUTIONAL QUALITY

SPOILER ALERT: THIS IS A FILM ABOUT YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCbJCcvX7P0

Oh, Christ, no. Avenatti might be pondering a 2020 presidential bid.

At least this gives the left a chance to soothe my fears that when we got our own overambitious sociopath running for office, we might just back him.

It would do me a world of good to see us collectively shrug off the sort of self-serving cognitive dissonance that would let that happen.

He's being a real useful 900-pound-gorilla, but I wouldn't even trust him with my Samsonite luggage, let alone public office.

(i got exactly what i wanted out of this interaction ^___^ )

you're a stupid buttface with a stupid dragon butt that looks like your stupid dragon face cause it's some kind of dragon facehead butt stupid dragon butthead

(I promise this one isn't about anybody you know.)

#CallinForAMaulin 😺​

God damn it, did Noa fall into ANOTHER industrial machine?

Oh, well. Fish out some of those pony seeds on top. He'll be fine.

(she's kinda cute, too: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28980063/ )

== WARNING WARNING WARNING ==

AS OF 1055 PDT 10-10-18 IT IS CONFIRMED THAT THE UNDERTALE FANDOM HAS ACQUIRED A SUPER CROWN

ALPHETTES HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN YOUR AREA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

== WARNING WARNING WARNING ==

Winston Smith, "Carnage" (2009)

"In the words of that immortal <s>colonialist asshole</s> paragon of freedom, Winston Churchill, 'We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.' And in summary, officer, that's why I was morally obliged to eat the distinguished senator from South Carolina."

#ShereKhanWasRight
#SeasonYourLeadersThoroughly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlgPxWTyoc

Also, relatedly: I miss my dad. :(

Just... just goddammit, Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/9myxra/freddie_mercury_chocolate_cake/e7ie0vt/

Hmm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tributyltin#Invertebrates

I wonder if we can scam the redpillers into eating hilarious quantities of tuna if we spread this factoid hard enough, same way we frightened them off of tofu...