Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

That sense of intense relief you get when you haven't looked at http://www.dailycoyote.net in a long time, and you're totally braced when you load the page, because 10 years is a long-ass time in dogmonster years...

...and Charlie is still lookin' hale, snaggly, and debonair as all fuck. All is at least well with some small part of your old universe. <3

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Well, that was the most unequivocal "Big No" I've ever gotten out of Dawn Jr. (i.e. the Lo Scarabeo edition of @anthracite's deck).

Lots of Major Arcana, a disquieting number of Voids, and... boy, that 5 of Swords shows up a lot when I'm asking about certain people/places/events.

Honestly, it's kind of what I was hoping she'd say. This Fool is gonna board that Chariot I've been offered, and get the fuck out of town before the Judgment hammer falls. Not much left here after the blast.

I'm not crying tears of unholy fire. YOU'RE crying tears of unholy fire! (cw: Satanic; adorable)

https://twitter.com/rebeccarmix/status/1061762341979766784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf2DgSJuUHc

#moodsnapshot #buzzcocks

Yeah, I'm probably gonna revise this dialogue in the second draft, whaddaya think? O:)

LRB: *sigh*

#shitanthydraws

"What shall we do to be real?" they cried,
"What shall we do to be real?
"We none of us feel, though we look so nice,
"And talk of the vague ideal."
And all of them seemed to know so much,
But none of them laughed or sang;
And none of the fires had ever a blaze,
And none of the bells e'er rang.

And people walked and talked of life,
And all of them looked so grave;
Yet none of them ever had life, my dear,
Or ever a soul to save.

---Lucy Clifford, "The Paper Ship"

"The Chill Adventures of Sabrina"

https://www.yelp.com/biz/cinnaholic-seattle

WAAAAUGH LONGEST TWO WEEKS OF MY LIFE. Geekgirlcon followed by a week of crunch time followed by Patrecon followed by the midterms, a dentist appointment, and another two days of crunchtime because I didn't get anything done the previous three days. No recuperation time at all.

I fought hard for this weekend, dammit. Now I intend to do as LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. I think social calls are on a strict "don't call us, we'll call you" basis this week too. 😺​❤️​

"May I Please Enter?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgxSIFcTvLo

Ramen science:

https://thetakeout.com/ramen-lord-perfect-bowl-of-ramen-mike-satinover-1830128673

🐘​​

If the sun refused to shine
I don't mind, I don't mind
If the mountains fell in the sea
Let it be, it ain't me.
Got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you.

Now, if 6 turned up to be 9,
I don't mind, I don't mind
If all the hippies cut off all their hair
I don't care, I don't care.
Dig, cause I got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZuFq4CfRR8

#moodsnapshot

Crisitunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-P3D63Z18

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/9v0mi8/adopting_a_new_kitten/ (cw: doggo; see below)

(Once again, the management would like to provide Ms. @LeDiva with this alternate menu selection for the canine-averse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE_GfJJYfyg <3 )

Okay, this is possibly the most successful commercial I've ever seen, though at 3.5 hours, it fails the "efficacy:time" ratio pretty horribly.

Granted, I'm an easy sell, since I'm a huge Andy Daly fan and actually think Malört, Vegemite, and by extension, old Band-Aids are pretty tasty. But I actually kinda want to try Laphroaig now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHCECpVKldE

I AM BEING LICKED BY A TINY DOG AT THE BALLARD COFFEE WORKS.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND HELP.