Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

ok here's the really serious question on my mind today:

what can we do to fund the orca freedom fighters

I'm okayish, just feeling kinda aimless and without much to say for once. I'm still vaguely present.

So I just made the mistake of reading the news immediately before getting started on my day job, which means I went straight from reading about DeSantis to seeing the new "SHOW YOUR PRIDE!" setting in MSWord on my work laptop.

And now I'm left with this unsettling and hollow feeling, like I just got a card in the mail from a distant wealthy aunt that reads "SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING GENOCIDE" with a picture of a sad cartoon puppy and a $5 gift certificate.

And it's not even signed.

one of these fucking days i WILL find someone who will laugh about my new wave supergroup "Haircut Heaven Level 159"

enh

i'm alive

overwhelmed by work and the never-ending cat drama (current plotline: we have a human squatter next door and now HE'S accidentally trapping artie up there semi-daily)

mostly hiding out on discord, kinda happy to be away from anything resembling twitter tbh, mostly just been at the edge of depression and playing a lot, lot, lot of slay the spire, nova drift, and civ 6

peg and i have been a little squabbly and stressed but we're otherwise good, fought a little the other day but then she dragged me to a Frontline Assembly/Ministry/Gary Numan concert and i watched her dance for hours and that did miracles for our stress levels i think

otherwise yeah

enh

i'm alive

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now i want a whole collection of wrongly illustrated state T-shirts: the barren deserts of Seattle, the gator-infested mists of the London bayou, the neon glamour of Jackson Hole's theater district by night...

HAY KIDS

TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE"

I feel less safe and secure as a modern adult now knowing that I can, at any time, buy an Optigan for only $4,000.

https://optigan.com/shoptigan/

I mean, her whole banjo leitmotif is straight out of a "lost lovable miscreant dog" show from the 1970s ferchrissake... Gonna start callin' her Boomer, or Benji, or Wishbone. XD (Or Coyote Doggirl, h/t to Lisa Hanawalt...)

She's such a good scragglepuppy though. You just know that in her last canid life she had a reluctantly adopted little flock of ducklings following her around, or something...

Poor Charlie, but at least -- as far as I'm concerned -- she's 100% proven my fan theory that she is a misincarnate coyote. You just try to show me how I'm wrong.

So @anthracite has new breast pumps. They are shiny and solid black and make her look rather like a cyborg. I want to dress her up in a trenchcoat and have a hot night of shadowrunning on the town together, maybe pennyskim the Orbital Bank of Zurich with her four terabit nipples.