I’m wearing my boob illusion shirt as an undershirt today and I’m feeling subversive AF. Like a stealth bomber flying NoE under search radar right on the deck.

This feels like so much fun it should be against the rules. But it’s not. Cause it’s just a shirt, being hidden under another shirt. No one else knows it’s here on my body except me. And now all of you

@Leucrotta It's a specially printed shirt designed to give the illusion of having a bigger bust than you actually do. imgur.com/gallery/fT0Zm

@kelseyhusky holy shit instawhammers through the power of human okay-not-great visual processing.

@Leucrotta @kelseyhusky I haven't seen such effective use of contour lines since the logo for Arkanoid 2: Revenge of DOH!

(Okay, maybe Geometry Wars....)

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