@literorrery If I were a kobold, I would be a tasty raspberry gummi-kobold with a tail big enough to accidentally bump TV trays and spill drinks. Also, I'd wear a shirt that would display whatever punctuation went with whatever I was saying. And I would use a cordless SNES controller as a fidget cube.
ORIGINAL #KOBOLD DO NOT STEAL
@ElectricKeet @literorrery Would absolutely smooch (and nibble). :-}