Crom, Kobold King

i was originally going to play The Scotsman from Samurai Jack as my next character but somehow I've already laid out plans to turn him into a kobold so

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Crom, Kobold King

anyway, I'll be a bard!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awooest Mawr

@vahnj bardbold
Kobard
There's literally no way those two go together without awesome as a result

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj And if they don't have anything to do, they're a bored bardbold. If they have a pet, they're a bored bardbold with a bird. If they're wide-shouldered, they're a broad bored bardbold with a bird. If they left their pet at home but brought along a woodcut to remind them of their beloved bird, they're a broad bored bardbold with a bird board.

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr they can eat only wheat products as well so they'll be a broad bread-eating bored bardbold with a bird board

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:
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@vahnj @mawr If someone stole their clothes, they'd be a bared broad bread-eating bored bardbold with a bird board.

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj If they're getting married, they'd be a bared broad bread-eating bored bardbold bride with a bird board.

If they're an uncommon phenotype, they're a bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board.

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr LMFAO

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr And if they finally reveal their name, they're a bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride named Brad with a bird board

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Awooest Mawr

@Felthry @vahnj No no no, the bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board is beverly

You're thinking of Brad, brother of bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with bird board.

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr I wonder how many more we can add to this

if they're a lady keeping a guy from being discovered that he's gay she can be a bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride beard with a bird board.

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr I can't think of how to include them now, but more words: braid, bowered, brand, bra'd (as in wearing a bra), bright

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj possibly also brined. Though brand, brined, and bright are not exactly following the b-r-d pattern. (I count bowered as b-r-d because w is a semivowel)

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr if there's a horse involved you could also get brayed in there maybe

bothered also works imo

this banter is borderline barren of boredom

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Crom, Kobold King

@mawr @Felthry i tried to be clever and understated how much fun this is, whoops

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr Maybe braised also? the -s- dooesn't feel like it interrupts the b-r-d pattern.

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Awooest Mawr

@Felthry @vahnj The bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board (Beverly)'s brother Brad is a big beautiful butch beach bum business 'bold: he makes beer

If you bother him for one, just tell him you'd love to try the bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board (Yeah, Beverly)'s big beautiful butch 'beach bum business 'bold brother Brad's beer.

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

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Crom, Kobold King

@mawr @Felthry 🔥

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr also, abroad, ubered

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj in the process of trying to find more words I learned that 'brid' was the original form of 'bird' in M.E. and somehow between that and E.M.E. the two middle letters swapped

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Ember, Triune 🎶🔆🔥⚡️

@mawr @vahnj @Felthry Of course, replace 'he makes beer' to 'brews beer' to fit the pattern better. :-D

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Awooest Mawr

@emanate @Felthry @vahnj Augh! That would have been perfect! :D

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj Bruised as well. Brood? Bro'd.

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