crass, filk, sex/BDSM references
now hobbits are cautious folks y'know
they always carry condoms and they take things slow
they always set safewords and plan out their scenes
and they always take care to have their partners screened
BUT ONE DAY Bilbo was asked to go
on a great adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves relieve their lusts
and to get it on with dragons with gigantic busts