Today's bad idea: open a business called Bitcoin Bakery. Sell bread via the internet, 1 BTC a loaf. Accept only BTC and post a mission statement saying that, as a reserve currency, bitcoin holds no value whatsoever on its own. Therefore, this site exists to let people buy something material with their bitcoin. Liquidate all BTC upon purchase. Bake bread.
cw: SPACESPLOSION
@literorrery *snerk* A quick image search later, and said art isfound to be (uncredited) the trope namer for Explosive Decompression on That Other Site. Hee.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExplosiveDecompression