Pol 

If Oprah declares I’m gonna go completely mad and move to an even more secluded cabin and become a complete hermit

Pol 

@Fuego Putting my bets now on Oprah vs Zuck in the debates.

@literorrery i will walk slowly to the beach, then directly onto the ocean until it swallows me whole then i will offer my allegiance to Cthulhu and vow to destroy all humanity

Horror and madness 

@literorrery please join me in welcoming your new surgeon general; Dr. Oz!!!!!

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Horror and madness 

@Fuego @literorrery Instead of testing the character limit, please just imagine me screaming in horror as long and as loud as you'd like. O.o

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