raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

Current mental condition:

LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.

This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 Has the raccoon started nailing shoes to the wall yet? It's good stress relief.

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 Important note - shoes should NOT be worn when being nailed to the wall. Stigmata is not a required part of the activity.

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re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@Soreth @zebratron2084 How else are you supposed to walk up the walls or onto the ceiling though?

I mean without revealing certain procyonid trade secrets.

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