re: absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
@zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten
...I, uh. I have some bad news. About the contents of Lake Michigan.
re: absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
@zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten No, no, the mussels are fine.
It's just that Mars is in it now.
re: absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
@Soreth @anthracite @acetone_kitten Hun, I'm from Cleveland. OUR RIVER CAUGHT FIRE. Do you really think you have the capacity to surprise me here? Hell, I'm looking forward to hearing something finally took out the zebra mussels. 🤷