@confusedcharlot why is this even in question?
@ThatDamnCat @confusedcharlot I'd hate to be in a relationship with Hamlet.
ME: hey Hamlet where do you wanna get dinner?
HAMLET: O cruel fate, who torments me all my wakefulness, dare I to know the mysteries of the human heart? how am I to choose
@bleak @ThatDamnCat so pizza?
@ThatDamnCat @confusedcharlot I was thinking Chinese
@ThatDamnCat because hamlet likes a good rhetorical setup when talking to himself.