I really intended to start my diet in earnest today, but both my body and my mother had different plans. -_-

Brace yourselves, @literorrery​ and company-- you are the ones in the most imminent danger of a cookie bomb.

Maybe more like a cookie nuke. A veritable cookie Tunguska must be unleashed on innocents, one way or the other (eight Ziploc tubs of them!) if I am to survive the month.

(Honestly, I still might pick "cookies" over "survival." We'll see how 2018 starts out. XD )

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Through numerous tests I have determined that ginger is in fact fourth-dimensional, and thus any ginger-based cookie product is in fact also.

The computronium sorts itself out if you assume that the universe (including the fourth dimension) is in fact already made of it. :-}

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