... and no, that isn't a joke. The poor rep was clearly calling from a foreign call center and didn't know how to handle the business-account-at-home situation I had, but he'd been instructed to act like an American native to get better results from folks, so he was gamely trying to parse "Transliminal" as somebody's name.
@Fuego @literorrery "Well, he is and he isn't here. He's in his office, and also on an interstellar cruise."