Today's broadcast from the Neptunian Bureau of Tourism simply reads:
"Today, why not try smooching a cuttlefish?
The ocean loves you."
@neonNeptunian The ocean loves me the same way Australia might love me – with a rogue's gallery of deadly fauna _and_ flora, served up in an environment guaranteed to kill me if I don't stay in a climate-controlled box.
@neonNeptunian Also similarly, it's still hella pretty, and I do have a fondness for some if its denizens.
@neonNeptunian I vote cuttlefish as most adorable fish name.