My ass is my passport. Verify me.
@starkatt "assport"
@green oh that's something entirely different
@starkatt that's the USB port installed in one's buttcrack? :D
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@green My assport is rated for panamax-sized vessels, but isn't quite capable of suezmax
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@starkatt wait are we talking an asscanal here or what
(I am snickering way too much about this omg)
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@green better than rounding the asscape of good hope.
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@starkatt now I'm snickering over the panoply of geographical features that would be improved with the addition of "ass"
assbutte
assplain (DO I EVEN HAVE TO ASSPLAIN THIS ONE /is slapped)
assmountain
asspass
asscanyon
assriver
assswamp (although I think that's just how a snake says "a swamp")
assprairie
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@green "not to be confused with swamp-ass".
@starkatt My toy is my passport, verify them. :-P