tired: garfield has no job. he has no reason to hate mondays
wired: garfield hates mondays because he loves his owner, and monday is the first day of the week jon has to go to work
inspired: jon is a cartoonist who works from home. garfield has no reason to hate mondays
@typhlosion He hates Mondays for the same reason Arthur Dent hates Thursdays — nothing good ever happens to him on that day, irrespective of his non-work non-schedule.
@fluffy i can't help but wonder if his sour disposition is self-reinforcing
@typhlosion Garfield's, or Arthur's? (because, yes, probably)
@fluffy garfield's. he goes into mondays with a bad attitude, which causes him to act in ways that bring about misfortune
@typhlosion I work from home on a permissive schedule and I still hate mondays