anyway don't ever use hybrid language engines, folks
it's bad
@mawr i build a php thing a while back in order to integrate with a hosted phpbb forum on Dreamhost
I'm glad I did it but I also hope I never do it again hahaha
@vahnj If you ever have use for a PHP thing please feel free to hit me up. I've been writing in this horrible language for 12 years now and I've developed a great set of tools for speedrunning through the really nasty bits
@mawr i hope to never write PHP again but will do o7
@vahnj Kotlin: "What if we designed a functional language from the ground up that used the JVM?"
Me, a developer: "What if we ran screaming with our fur on fire off a cliff? That sounds less dangerous."
@literorrery @vahnj WHY WOULD YOU USE THE JVM
@literorrery @vahnj never again can they be trusted...
@vahnj As a PHP developer, everything in my world is bad and terrible and on fire and therefore, bad is normal and normal is acceptable??
More and more I want to stop PHPing