"drive straight"
"no. i can only drive gay"
- me, every time
@Efi infinite gay
@vahnj Our version of that is
"I don't go straight I go gayly forward."
@vahnj "Straight? How about... GAILY FORWARD!"
@vahnj earth is a sphere, it's literally impossible to go straight
*waits to be corrected about geometry or the earth being flat*
@vahnj
We always said, "Forward! Never go straight!"