mood
Make that six cheesecakes.
Here is a list of all the things in our apartment that have recently broken or malfunctioned:
* the dishwasher
* the vaporizer
* the desk fan
* the microwave carousel
* my portable media drive
* the apartment dryer
I'd go take a nap, but I'd be half-afraid the bedframe would break. -_-
mood
Take them apart use the remaining bits to construct a horrible hybrid machine that combines all their functions half assedly.
mood
@zebratron2084 A suggestion: Get it all over with. Invite Inspector Clouseau over for dinner.