me and @mmsword got onto the topic of 'favorite terrible Magic cards' so let me share with you my all-time favorite Stupid Way To Kill Somebody:
@hystericempress @mmsword Brilliant :D
@zebratron2084 @hystericempress @mmsword Not during the Blerg phase, you don't. That costs an additional sixteen mektons.
@Soreth @hystericempress @mmsword You mean Mertons? Yeah, not too many of those left these days...
@Soreth @hystericempress @mmsword KINKY.