snark, social media, emotional fatigue, recreational cost-benefit accounting, toaster repair
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST
"Ain't Got Time For This Shit":
Block 500 furries on Twitter.
REWARDS/PENALTIES:
+50 Sanity[1]
+30 Focus
+20 Toaster Repair[2]
+10 Emotional Age
-10 Kink
-20 Woke
-20 Youthful Enthusiasm
-30 Comic Marketing
* begins "All Good Things" event countdown
* locks all "Giving A Fuck" dialogue options
* locks "Second Childhood" branch of tech tree
* confers +40% resistance to all Drama, Millennial, and Hater attacks
* unlocks "Macrame Or Something" skill
* unlocks "Leave Twitter (Again)" quest[3]
[1] if you are the Postfurry class, usual 40 pt SAN cap still applies
[2] it's a long complicated story
[3] yes, i've played a lot of disco elysium this week, how come?
re: snark, social media, emotional fatigue, recreational cost-benefit accounting, toaster repair
@zebratron2084 Only 500? Oh right, new account. 💙