uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances
it's my birthday, tomorrow's a major patriot holiday, i've discovered there are at 40 different versions of the Ieva Polkka (aka "leekspin"), and I'm going to leave every single one of them on Marjorie Taylor Greene's answering machine by the end of the weekend.
re: uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances
@balinares sadly this is paradoxical because this city's most outrageous cake is Brennan's Black and Gold King Cake, which is only available from... what, @anthracite, Epiphany to Mardi Gras? So it will never be available for my birthday! And the second most outrageous cake is its glittery pink sister on the right, here: https://www.brennansneworleans.com/press-releases/we-three-king-cakes/
But I will find you the third most outrageous cake. My mobility is still a bit limited, but my cake-hunting skills are as sharp as ever, and I've figured out it lives either here or here:
https://www.bittersweetconfections.com/
🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯
re: uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances
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