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uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

it's my birthday, tomorrow's a major patriot holiday, i've discovered there are at 40 different versions of the Ieva Polkka (aka "leekspin"), and I'm going to leave every single one of them on Marjorie Taylor Greene's answering machine by the end of the weekend.

uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084

I recommend at least using a part of this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=CAyWN9ba9J

uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084

There are far worse ways to spend a day off!

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@zebratron2084 Also please acquire New Orleans' most outrageous cake and post pictures. ♥

re: uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@balinares sadly this is paradoxical because this city's most outrageous cake is Brennan's Black and Gold King Cake, which is only available from... what, @anthracite, Epiphany to Mardi Gras? So it will never be available for my birthday! And the second most outrageous cake is its glittery pink sister on the right, here: brennansneworleans.com/press-r

But I will find you the third most outrageous cake. My mobility is still a bit limited, but my cake-hunting skills are as sharp as ever, and I've figured out it lives either here or here:

bittersweetconfections.com/

bakery.bar/

🐯​🐯​🐯​🐯​🐯​

re: uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084 a c c e p t a b l e

uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084

Hapry Birthafonte!

uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084

Happy birthday and give 'em hell, stripey.

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@zebratron2084 Heppy Berthstag!

@zebratron2084 Happy birthday, stay safe, and good luck spinning those leeks.

uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084 hep b day

re: uspol, shenanigans, meaningless chronometric observances 

@zebratron2084 Happy birthday! For some reason I thought that was in June.

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