"Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
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"Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@kistaro OH GOD I JUST NOTICED SHE RHYMED "SURE" WITH "CURE" TWICE. D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 Immediately preceded in both cases by “say” and “day”.
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@kistaro It's like, fractally awful. ;_____; I could have just as easily said "pathos" instead of "bathos." I just want to give this woman a hug and say something really nice about... her makeup or cooking or grandkids or something, anything to steer the topic from her poetry. O_o;;;
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@kistaro As do a guy in a jumpsuit and a couple of robots. :D
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 @kistaro I guess at least it's not the worst I've heard...
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 @kistaro Whoa, harsh.
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re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 @Soreth And if YOU can SMELL a GREAT DEAL too, come on down to CARSON’S PAWN & BAIT SHOP for —
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 @kistaro @Soreth as a kid I noticed I liked my (still not very good) poetry a lot more after discovering that I could do free verse/blank verse without it shattering the universe or messing up anything in particular.
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@Leucrotta @kistaro @Soreth Yeah. Seriously. I honestly do think that a little academic experience could do wonders for this woman. Just a crash course in meter and traditional structures and the fact there's more to poetry than rhyming couplets with zero scansion.
re: "Hey, Empress? Can you define 'bathos' for us in one image?"
@zebratron2084 Many people are passionate about things! Many people are incompetent at things. When people are passionate about things they are incompetent at, the Internet happens.